The Scene: 1965 or whenever, the living room of a rambler 30 miles outside of Orlando or somewhere.
Mother: What do you want to be when you grow up?
William Lewis: I want to break the record for the world’s most expensive Starbucks drink.
Mother: The fuck is a Starbucks?
I don’t even know what to say about this outside of the headline. I mean, look at that smug asshole’s mug. I’m talking about both his face and his cup. Who would be proud of a thing like this?
Well, radio talk show host William Lewis, who spent $84 so people would blog about him.
It worked.
Fuck this dude.
Here’s his celebratory tweet, with him holding his 101-shot latte with 17 pumps of vanilla. That’s his own personal gigantic cup. What a loser.
He used his own name in a hashtag there, so I feel justified in calling him a dipshit.