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100 Things Straight White Females Love

By / 06.12.14

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Earlier his week, BuzzFeed published a list of 100 things straight white dudes love. It was a good list. I got 70 out of 100.

Luckily, I am completely prepared to offer the opposite. Because for the past 18 months, I’ve been in a GroupMe thread with ten of my best friends called “White Girls Love” (okay, it’s called “Bitches Love”). We’ve been listing all the stuff straight white girls love. And here they are:

  1. Greek Yogurt
  2. Talking about their feelings
  3. Oatmeal
  4. Christmas
  5. Wooden boxes
  6. Anthropologie
  7. Beards
  8. Instagram
  9. Farmers’ Markets
  10. Talking about helping the poor
  11. Teaching
  12. Renewable Energy
  13. Froyo
  14. Pretending to be interested in sports
  15. Getting UTIs
  16. Boots
  17. Early-morning, weekend yoga classes
  18. Their space
  19. Chardonnay
  20. Nutella
  21. Breast cancer awareness
  22. Going to the bathroom as a group
  23. Bravo
  24. Cake
  25. Weird, fuzzy socks
  26. Reading celebrity magazines during Sunday football games
  27. Other people’s baby photos
  28. Cheese boards
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  29. Texting
  30. Ellipticals
  31. Christmas movies
  32. Homemade jam
  33. Risotto
  34. Crepes
  35. Brunch
  36. Ryan Gosling
  37. Titanic
  38. Stating the obvious
  39. Toms
  40. Cider
  41. Pumpkin-flavored beer
  42. Kale
  43. Rom-coms
  44. Puppies
  45. Wine bars
  46. Pictures
  47. Moscow Mules
  48. Complaining about cold weather
  49. Mittens
  50. Hooking up with multiple dudes in same group of Bros
  51. Sweet potato fries
  52. Reusable grocery bags
  53. Dressing on the side
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  54. Financial stability
  55. Obeying traffic laws
  56. Human rights
  57. Throw pillows
  58. The worst-case scenario
  59. Not being able to sleep at night
  60. Credit-card debt
  61. Occasionally smoking pot
  62. Mosaic tile
  63. Complaining about headaches
  64. Umbrellas
  65. Diet Coke
  66. Sending other girls pictures of dresses they are thinking about buying
  67. Cake pops
  68. Hefeweisens
  69. Refilling the ice tray
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  70. Stemless wine glasses
  71. Cleaning up during parties
  72. Prosecco
  73. Not taking public transportation
  74. Being sick
  75. Claiming they aren’t into sexting
  76. The idea of having a fireplace
  77. Funfetti
  78. Organizing shit
  79. Spring
  80. Venting
  81. Their birthday
  82. Group photos
  83. Pic stitch apps
  84. Posting pictures to Facebook of the DC monuments that are on their jogging routes
  85. Starting a new chapter in their life
  86. Charity events
  87. Beyonce
  88. Trying new recipes
  89. Tapas
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  90. Planning to do stuff outside
  91. Changing out of their heels and into flip-flops at weddings
  92. Wineries
  93. Kate Spade sales
  94. Throwback Thursday
  95. Koozies
  96. Seeing deer
  97. Food blogs
  98. Half marathons
  99. Maxi dresses
  100. Peonies


[All images via Shutterstock]


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David Covucci
About David Covucci... David Covucci is writerer-bloggerer for BroBible dot com. He loves Twitter and whiskey. He can be reached at david.covucci@brobible.com.

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