If you give me five drinks I'll start reminiscing about living within walking distance of the 14th Street Trader Joe's and Brother Jimmy's
— JewishBoy Problems (@JewBoyProblems) March 3, 2013
L'Shana Tova my little Js. May this year bring health, happiness and many an investment banker. #RoshHashana #apples #honey
— jewish girl problems (@jewishgrlprblms) September 16, 2012
Straws are the bane of my life.
— Bar Staff Problems (@Bar_staff_probs) March 5, 2013
Double drive thru. #mcdonaldsproblems
— mcdonalds problems(@Mcds_Probs) January 26, 2013
55. Pastor Problems
That awkward moment when the ex-child molester asks to sing "Butterfly Kisses" as a special in church #PastorProblems (via @chrisulery)
— Pastor Problems (@PastorProblems) December 26, 2012
56. Leo Problems
#Leo's worry WAY too much. #LeoProblems
— Leo_Problems (@Leo_Problems) March 5, 2013
Been playing xbox all day,and now the batteries have run out in my controller. Went to change them and I only have AAA,and I need AA.
— Jay Z (@Jayz99problems) November 16, 2010
(This is actually the worst parody account I've ever seen.)
"i won't tell anyone" really means that the entire town is going to hear this in the next 5 minutes. #smalltownproblems
— Small Town Problems (@SmallTwnProbs) March 1, 2013
I hate that stupid old pickup truck you never let me drive. #SouthernProblem
— Southern Problems (@SouthernProblem) February 20, 2013
RT if you ate fish today #CatholicProblems
— Catholic Problems (@CatholicPrblm) March 1, 2013
61. Mormon Problems
Catholics beat the Mormons. #MormonProblems
— Mormon Problems (@MormonProbs) March 1, 2013
62. Uh, Mermaid Problems
DO THE STANKY LEGGG, DO THE STANKY LEGGG!!.... Oh wait �� #mermaidproblems
— Mermaid Problems (@Mermaid_Problem) February 27, 2013
63. Duke Problems
My blood is so blue. #GTHC #whatanight #GODUKE
— Duke Problems (@dukeproblems) February 14, 2013
64. UNC Problems
i'd love to go to the game today but i have three papers and 2 midterms this week #uncproblems #springbreakwhereareyou
— unc problems (@uncproblems_) March 3, 2013
65. University of Texas Problems
Calculating my grades to see how much I can slack. #UTexasProblems
— UTexas Problems (@UTexasProblems) December 5, 2012
66. UGA Problems
Professor gives a minimum length for a paper = my personal maximum length for said paper
— UGAProblems (@UGA_Problems) February 27, 2013
Brainstorming bookstore basketball names > paying attention in class. #NDproblems
— ND Problems (@NDProblems_) February 25, 2013
68. UConn Problems
First Alesso and now Steve Aoki and Kendrick Lamar? I fear for Gampel Pavilion and event staff.
— UConn Problems (@UConnProblems) February 12, 2013
69. UF Problems
Is Ryan Lochte the new Tim Tebow?
— Gator Problems (@GatorProblems) July 1, 2012
"Winter" Break instead of Spring Break #michiganproblems
— Michigan Problems (@MichiganProblem) February 24, 2013
So slipping and breaking my head on the ice won't give me a 4.0 and free tuition? #texastechproblems
— Texas Tech Problems (@TexasTechProbs) February 26, 2013
Walmart is a scary place right now. Kentucky is probably the worst state to be in one.
— Kentucky Problems (@KY_Probs) November 23, 2012
Anxiously watching to see if the zamboni misses a patch of ice #canadianprobz
— Canadian Problems (@CanadianProbz) January 8, 2013
74. Asian Problems
RT if you're Asian & still doing homework.
— Asian Problems™ (@_AsianProblems_) March 5, 2013
75. Indian Problems
The best part about having a complicated name is that teachers are less likely to call on you
—Indian Problems (@IndianProbz) February 4, 2013
WHAT THE FALAFEL. #wtf
— Lebanese Problems (@LebaneseProblem) March 4, 2013
77. Arab Problems
When you have friends over and your mom says something mean in Arabic: "What did she say?" "Oh..uh she said have some chips" #Arabprobs
— Arab Problems (@Arabprobs) November 11, 2012
I wish we could patch up our terrible economy the way we patch our terrible roads
— RI Problems (@RIprobz) March 4, 2013
79. Ohio Problems
#ThingsIHateAboutSchool everything.
— Ohio Problems (@OhioProbz) February 22, 2013
I've never been to Taco Bell. #californiaproblems Why would I when we have so many great taco shops? #californiasolutions
— California Problems (@californiaprobs) March 1, 2013
I don't know what grows faster, Corn in the state, Or the crime-rate in Chicago. #IllinoisProblems
— Illinois Problems (@IllinoisProbss) February 26, 2013
82. Southern Illinois Problems
Southern Illinois: paying the price for corrupt Chicago politicians for years. #soillprobz
— So. Ill. Problems (@SoIllProbz) March 4, 2013
why am I not magically tan right now? #txgirlproblem
— texas girl problems (@txgirlproblem) February 19, 2013
84. New York City Girl Problems
Blizzards are great for drug parties #nycgrlproblems
— nycgrl problems (@nycgrlproblems) February 10, 2013
Risking your life to catch a train before the doors close, getting on train, train is held at station for the next 5 minutes #bkgirlproblems
— BK Girl Problems :( (@bkgirlproblems) March 2, 2013
You're aware it isn't actually required to dress like a skank when going to a Swedish House Mafia concert, right? #WestchesterGirlProblems
— Westchester Problems (@WC_Problems) March 2, 2013
My Netflix Queue is outdated.#firstworldproblems
— First World Problems (@firstworldme) March 5, 2013
My bacon didn't cook in the middle but it fried on the outside.:bit.ly/XHvQQz
— Rich World Problems (@richworldprblms) March 5, 2013
(Awful.)
89. Athlete Problems
Away trip: "I hope I got everything." #ShitAthletesSay
— Athlete Problems (@AthletesProblem) February 19, 2013
When people take charges at open gym... #BasketballProblems
— Basketball Problems (@BballProblemz) March 5, 2013
Honestly can't remember the last time my arm felt good. #baseballprobz
— Baseball Problems (@Baseballprobz) March 1, 2013
92. Golf Problems
She is a keeper if the first thing she asks is "what's your handicap?" #GolfProblems
— Golf Problems (@GolfProblems_) February 17, 2013
93. Gym Rat Problems
Staying in on a Saturday night #cuttingseason #gymratprobs
— Gym Rat Problems (@Gymratprobs) February 24, 2013
94. Skating Problems
I've gotten so use to cuts and scrapes that half the time I don't notice I cut myself until the blood drips down my leg
— skater problems (@skating_probs) February 20, 2013
95. Hockey Problems
You can't call it "flow" if you're not a hockey player. #realtalk
— Hockey Problems (@TheHockeyProbs) February 27, 2013
96. Tennis Problems
Wins the first set easily. Still ends up losing the match. #badlucktennisplayer #tennisproblems
— Tennis Problems (@Tennis_Prob) March 3, 2013
97. D1 Lax Problems
Coach asked me if I got a dry hand job this weekend.Based on his shitty mood, I'm going to assume he got a dry hand job. #D1LaxProblems
— D1LacrosseProblems (@D1LaxProblems) March 4, 2013
98. D-Mid Problems
Coach tried to make the shoveling snow off our turf time seem like it was going to be fun #d3problems
— D-Mid Problems (@DMidProblems) February 27, 2013
(Jesus Christ, that's specific.)
99. Just Plain Lacrosse Problems
Breaking in new cleats. #laxproblems
— Lacrosse Problems (@LaxPrblms) February 6, 2013
100. Snap Chat Problems
When you send someone an ugly Snapchat and they screenshot it. I�� TRUSTED �� YOU ��
— Snapchat Problems (@SnapchatProbbz) March 5, 2013
101. Temple Run Problems
The monkeys are just mad because they can't find valentines
— Temple Run Problems (@TR_Problems) February 12, 2012
When your shooting and your teammate stops in front of you and the enemy gets a double kill.
— CodFanProblems (@CodFanProblems) February 22, 2013
103. Madden Problems
When your receiver doesn't even try to catch the ball #MaddenProblems
— Madden Problems (@MaddenProblemz) January 24, 2013
104. The Sims Problems
inviting strangers to your child's birthday party
— The Sims Problems (@TheSimsProblems) March 4, 2013
AND FINALLY:
105. Life Problems
So can we just skip to summer now?
— Life Problems! (@LifeProbIems) February 26, 2013
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