Anyway, here's a pretty solid sketch put together by the folks at Awesomeness TV, which goes through some of the signs to avoid for all you misty-eyed Bros hopin' to land a hot date for Valentine's day. Why you would be a misty-eyed Bro hoping to spend an unecessary amount of money on tuna tartar on a girl who clearly isn't that into you given that you're clearly over-exerting yourself by “asking her out” (this doesn't really happen anymore) is beyond me, but that's clearly because “(I) don't even know, dude.”
[H/T: CollegeHumor]
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