What rules should all men live by? How should we treat each other when drinking, or when playing GoldenEye, or when—gasp—shit gets emotional? What happens when two best bros drift apart? And how off-limits, exactly, is an ex-girlfriend?
These were the questions answered in a terrific AskReddit post today, "If the 'Bro Code' was an official document, what would you like to see included?" Its rules can be summed up best in an early 80s quote from Bill S. Preston, Esquire: "Be excellent to each other."
Below are the rest of my favorites:
And finally, a helpful summation of many of the points made: