Because everything good on Reddit leaves Reddit for the rest of the internet. Like the two separate threads I spent all afternoon reading. One was about secrets of the adult film industry. The other was an Ask Me Anything with a videographer. All of it was great, but here are the ten most important things I learned.
Male actors have magical powers
I would very much like to be friends will all of them.
CUM SHOTS ARE FAKE WHAT THE FUCK?
Everyone has herpes. I assumed that, but the truth hurts.
The men in the industry are like the men in the real world.
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Males take pain pills to keep from coming during shoots.
THE FUCKING OBAMA ADMINISTRATION MAKES VIDEOGRAPHERS WEAR PONCHOS DURING SQUIRTING SESSIONS.
Worse yet, they fake all the squirting.
This post probably could have been titled “I spent all day reading about squirting on Reddit.”
Rich people have the most fun.
Actors and actresses handle shoots like 60-year-old men handle softball games.