10. A turkey shoot — literally
What does a .50 caliber bullet do to a frozen turkey? What better than having bikini-clad girls with guns demonstrate for you!
9. Hopefully your Thanksgiving doesn't end up like this one
8. A turkey drop
7. PSA: Don't let this happen to you
6. A deep fried turkey disaster in paradise
5. “Dirty Jobs” host Mike Rowe inseminates turkey hens
4. Fire extinguishers on grease fires: yeah, that doesn't really work either
3. U.S. Marines demolish a turkey
2. Frying a turkey on a wooden deck
Not only are these ass-clowns deep frying on a wooden deck, they attempt to fight the fire with a hose. Stay tuned for when the lady awkwardly tries to explain the situation to 911.
1. The MJ Radio Morning Show simulates an indoor deep fried turkey catastrophe