by Brandon Wenerd on November 25, 2010

10. A turkey shoot — literally

What does a .50 caliber bullet do to a frozen turkey? What better than having bikini-clad girls with guns demonstrate for you!

9. Hopefully your Thanksgiving doesn't end up like this one

8. A turkey drop

7. PSA: Don't let this happen to you

6. A deep fried turkey disaster in paradise

5. “Dirty Jobs” host Mike Rowe inseminates turkey hens

4. Fire extinguishers on grease fires: yeah, that doesn't really work either

3. U.S. Marines demolish a turkey

2. Frying a turkey on a wooden deck

Not only are these ass-clowns deep frying on a wooden deck, they attempt to fight the fire with a hose. Stay tuned for when the lady awkwardly tries to explain the situation to 911.

1. The MJ Radio Morning Show simulates an indoor deep fried turkey catastrophe

Brandon Wenerd

About Brandon Wenerd...

Brandon Wenerd is BroBible's senior editor, guru of @brotips, and director of strategic partnerships. He joined BroBible in the fall of 2009 after graduating from Penn State. When he’s not writing, Brandon enjoys fishing, Phish, Philly sports, Dewey Beach, supporting live music, hot sauce, and beer. E-mail him with post ideas and news tips:

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