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10 Real Jobs to Work Alongside Hot Chicks

By / 07.07.12

10. Lifeguard

Aim high and do this in South Beach. You will get to chill in one of those Baywatch towers while watching 40% of the chicks on the beach sunbathe topl*ss.

9. Professional Male Cheerleader

Believe it or not there are other jobs on this list that may be even more homoer*tic than this (see: #8). But while we are playing Ripley's favorite game, there are also men who actually do this.

8. Hair Stylist

Cutting hair for a living is a tricky situation because if you work in a salon, this job is p*ssy central but backlash is that most people will think you pump ass. Conversely, if you work in a barber shop, most people think you're straight, but at the same time it's an all day dick fest.

7. Strip Club Owner/GM

Depending on the strip club (and the town it is in), this could be either a sensational job or one that warrants projectile vomit. If you want the former, go work at an establishment like Rick's Cabaret — they invited AZ and I in for a meeting a few days ago and the place was crawling with dimes. Thanks again for the back to back to back to back free lap dances. My balls, while black and blue for days, have finally turned that yellowish recovery color.

6. Hooters Manager

I never said that these jobs would be lucrative or at all desired by a self-respected man. I just said you'd have a pool of hot babes around you. In this case, that statement is only partially true because the manager who works the lunch shift at Hooters has to deal with some real dogs. Woof.

5. Director of Human Resources and/or Investor Relations

Women in corporate America love being a part of HR and Investor Relations. One time, when I still held a normal job for a living, I walked into the HR department at my office and one of the chicks said, “Quiet down, ladies, there's a cock in the hen house.” I wish this story ended in me having an orgy with all of them, but alas, it does not.

4. Fashion Photographer

If you are in the right line of photography you can spend your life flashing bulbs, pleasantries, and commands at some of our country's top models and actresses. Seems like an alright gig to me.

3. General Manager/Bartender at a Bar or Night Club

I have a close friend who does this and the amount of bartender p*ssy he has punctured is remarkable.

2. Production Assistant For Porn

If you weren't blessed with the endowment or desire to be an actual adult entertainment star, this is the next best way in. Our good friend Howie Marks can attest that this job has caused him to see his fair share of cream pies, facial blasts, and anal demolitions.

1. Personal Trainer

Gyms are packed with chicks wearing clothes so tight that their camel toe has a camel toe. The best part about this job, however, is that the broads funnel in and out all day long.

Honorable Mention:

Modeling Agent

Anything in PR

Fashion Designer

Actor in a Spanish Soap Opera

Plastic Surgeon

Pimp

Porn Star

Famous Actor (other than soap operas)


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J. Camm
About J. Camm... J. Camm is the Managing Editor of BroBible. He is a graduate of the University of Miami thanks mostly in part to a world-class short-term memory. When not writing drivel on the Internet, J.Camm enjoys golf and the inexplicable satisfaction that comes with forgetting a person's name the exact instant he meets them.

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