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Breaking Down This Week’s 10 Most Baffling Text Messages on HeTexted.com

Time for our weekly breakdowns from HeTexted.com! This week's best of the texts includes baffling messages about Hurricane Sandy, trying to define what "commitment" means, and a person who is completely oblivious to two very big pop culture references. In case you missed it, here's last week's update.

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My Take: Ummm, have you never heard of the zip code rule? Plus, newsflash, HE'S YOUR EX. Maybe he still has some lingering feelings, but there's no doubt he's having the time of his life right now in Europe, mingling with DTF Swedish girls enjoying their "gap year" and such. Outta sight, outta mind. Wait until he gets back to ask the big questions.

 

My take: Wow, wow, wow. You don't know who Coldplay or Alanis Morrisette are? Isn't that ironic. Not actually, but then again Alanis Morissette didn't really understand the meaning of irony either. "A free ride when you've already paid" and "a traffic jam when you're already late" is just called "shitty timing," not irony. Also: You were used.

 

My Take: Well, we need a little bit more back story, but my guess is this guy just doesn't care. In fact, kinda sounds like you might be one of many. Sorry.

 

My Take: Does asking the same question over and over make you sound like broken record? Does asking the same question over and over make you sound like a broken record? Yes. Yes it does. He answered a question with a question. Three times, in fact. So... He probably doesn't want a commitment. Let it go, yo. He's just not that into you.

 

My take: Haven't defined it yet, huh? Well, this kinda sounds like it's a thing. Love his bluntness! 

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