At the beginning of this week, a BroBible staffer walked into the office smiling like a 13-year-old who just discovered his Dad's Penthouse collection. Rather than spending his New Year in the Northeast freezing his ass off and trudging through two feet of sloppy snow, he was laying on a beach, double-fisting one dollar Tecates, wagering his paycheck on amateur midget wrestling, and getting lap dances from café con leche women with mucha grande tatas in Mexico. Lucky f*cking bastard. But who cares about someone else's vacation, right?
Wrong. Now that the blackout holiday parties of December and New Year's have given way to the mundane doldrums of January, Spring Break is one of the few things you can actually spend the winter looking forward to. As far as Spring Break is concerned, you have two options. In three months you can be kicking back poolside in luxury digs at Beach Dog Presents Electric Beach 2011, grinding with el fuego señoritas to Pretty Lights, Wiz Khalifa, Sam Adams, and Chiddy Bang on a Cancun beach (click here for more details). Or you can be the tool who stays home and spends his Spring Break reliving high school. If you fall into the latter category, have fun getting HJs in the back of a car from your fat ex-girlfriend, who spent more time in the dining hall buffet line her freshman year than a gym.
But for the rest of you, in order to get you properly pumped for a Spring Break bender south of the border, we've rounded up a gallery of 10 relatively obscure Mexican models. Grab a shot of tequila and a burrito over your lunch break and gawk over the picante babes after the jump.