You can hang ghosts in trees and put up other scary goblins and shit, but apparently you can't gruesomely murder fake people and run them over with your car. What a crock of shit.
Oklahoma's new favorite son, Johnnie Mullins, tried to do just that and now his neighborhood is asking for him to take down his spirited Halloween display, which, by the way, prompted a 911 call that sent the police and firefighters racing to the scene.
According to News 9:
Johnnie Mullins decided to get "gruesome" this Halloween. His yard features gravesites and ghosts up in a tree, but the real shocker is the fake dead body in the driveway.
"Just trying to scare people, that's what I like to do," says Mullins.
"My heart about came out of my chest. I thought ‘Oh my God,'" says Rebecca Fuentes, who hopes Mullins gets rid of the body. "If I think it's real, just think of what a child would think?"
"The kids that live in the neighborhood don't freak out or anything. I'm sure they do at first," says Mullins.
"It's Halloween. I don't think it's too far," says Mullins
Yeah. You tell them, Johnnie. Toughen up, ya fuckin' thumbsuckers. Mullins for President 2016.