Guy Fieri Think Wedge Salads Should Have Miller Lite in Them

The man is nuts.

6 Reasons Why You Should Never Date An Instagram Chick

I know it’s tempting, Bro. That girl with the fat ass and juicy chest pieces is 100% thoroughbred lust object.

This Bird Sounds Like a Girl Having Sex

Or a really effeminate male.

The Music-less Version Of The ‘Turn Down For What’ Music Video Is Fucking Terrifying

I never thought I'd prefer the original, but in this case I really do.

Jameis Winston Was Stopped at Gunpoint By Police in 2012, Claimed He Was Hunting Squirrels

Hunting.

Smoking Pot in High School: A Remembrance

We all ... sort of remember.

What If Your Favorite Cartoon Characters Were Hamas Terrorists?

The Israeli-Gaza conflict has made July pretty shitty in the world of hard news.

Would You Stop Having a Threesome in a Hot Tub If The Cops Showed Up? These Three Sexual Mavericks Didn’t

Let me preface this by saying, this did not happen in Florida...although we all know it probably should have.

Here’s What Reddit Thinks Are the Most Popular Albums of the 2000s

Get ready to open Spotify and bathe in some nostalgia.

Quentin Tarantino’s ‘The Hateful Eight’ Has Its First Teaser Poster

Nice.

Watch Orlando Bloom Punch Justin Bieber In The FACE Outside A Nightclub And Fulfill Every Bro’s Dream

Legolas: 1, Bieber: -100

5 Reasons the Classic American Summer Doesn’t Exist Anymore

Sadly, summer ain't what it used to be here in the good ole' USA.

Check Out This Kid’s Instagram Where He Almost Perfectly Mimics Miley Cyrus, Kim Kardashian And More

He might have a little too much time on his hands.

If You’re Gonna Prank Your Friend, Make Sure He Doesn’t Own A Gun

All fun and games until one friend shoots the other friend in the face.

‘Louis Slung-Poo’ Prank Calls News Station During UCLA Water-Main Break

UCLA students gotta up their courtesy flush game.

Watch Poker Player Get Knocked Out of $1,000,000 Buy-In WSOP Tournament In the Worst Way Possible

There's no great way to lose $1 million. But there are several shitty, shitty ways.

Breaking the Ice on Tinder is Hard, Unless You’re This Guy

Come in tame. Say something about yourself that's relatable, even sad. Then drop the HAMMER.

What It Was Like to Date in the ’90s vs. What It’s Like to Date Now

Remember when you had to leave a message for a girl on her answering machine?

Kid Driving a Mustang Is Officially Having the Worst Day Ever

When it rains, it pours.

Worst Mom Ever Leaves Kids in the Car to Blow a Man in a Wal-Mart Parking Lot

As a smug elitist proudly from above the Mason-Dixion Line, I love it when Southerners try to tell me why the South is so damn

Do YOU Live In One Of America’s Cities With The Most Hate Crimes? Check These Maps To Find Out

From the looks of it, Texas gives 0 fucks.

This Guy’s Wife Didn’t Want To Take Maternity Photos, So He Took Creepy ‘Maternity’ Photos Of Himself Instead

Reddit user DruishPrincess69 either has the best sense of humor I’ve encountered, or is one of the creepiest individuals I’ve ever […]

Man Eats ‘Shrooms at Comic-Con, Documents Tripping His Face Off via Text Messages to His Friend

Comic-Con is one of those bucket list life experiences I want to never have again.

Watch Stephen Colbert Take A Steaming Dump On The Kim Kardashian Video Game That It So Rightfully Deserves

Great, now it smells like poop in here.

Watch This Insanely Awkward Clip Of The Runner-Up From ‘The Bachelorette’ Calling Out The Bachelorette For Banging And Then Dumping Him

Bachelorette just got real.

Here’s Every Single ‘Motherfucker’ that Samuel L. Jackson Has Ever Said In a Movie

Well, motherfucker. Would you look at that?

This Fifteen Year-Old Schoolgirl Decapitated Her Classmate Because She ‘Wanted To Dissect Someone’

That sounds like a pretty valid reason, I don't see the problem here.

This NYC Dude Might Be On To Something With This Grassroots Flyer Campaign To Find A Girlfriend

Who needs Tinder when you have computer paper and masking tape?

A Bro Classic Is Leaving Netflix Streaming In August 2014 — See What Else is Coming and Going

Bad news, Bros.

The Ultimate Guide to Dirty Jokes Hidden Inside Cartoons

Turns out Rugrats, Hey Arnold, Rocko's Modern Life, and Dexter's Laboratory were WAYYYYYY raunchier than you ever thought as a kid.