5 Horrifying Ways the Police Can Screw You Over

Courts have again and again given the police all sorts of leeway to royally screw up your life for almost no reason at all.

Here Is a Vine of a Llama Bouncing to DMX

It’s Friday up in here, up in here. Have a good weekend. [H/T: Complex]

Man Who Got Naked at Walmart Says He ‘Accidentally’ Did Meth In Amazing Interview

I'm not sure how anyone "accidentally" does meth, but this guy says he did...

Hilarious Map of NYC Stereotypes Should Offend Just About Everyone

Our office is located right smack in the middle of "European tourists" which is about right.

Badass of the Day: 69 Years Ago, This Army Badass Did Something Incredible

Today's Badass of the Day is United States Army Private Joseph Frederick Merrell, Company I, 15th Infantry Regiment, 3rd Infantry Division (“The Old China Hands”).

There Is a Billboard in Michigan Dedicated to Bringing a Serial Pooper to Justice

A mystery man is terrorizing Ann Arbor after pooping on numerous playground slides.

There Is a 16-Foot-Long Great White Shark Off the Coast of Australia, Because Australia Is Horrifying

A shark so enormous it literally triggered satellite monitoring devices was just found off the coast of Australia.

13 Words That Sound Naughty But Actually Aren’t

Awwwwww girrrrrlllll.... You got that dipthong goin' on?
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24 Ways to Celebrate 4/20

Ah 4/20, the one day on the calendar where smoking marijuana is cool and trendy, and not frowned upon as something harmful and counter-intuitive.

A Lot of Crazy Shit in History Has Happened Between April 14 and April 21

For those of you who aren’t history nerds, the week of April 14 through April 21 hosts some of the most tragically iconic moments in

Lindsay Lohan Explains Why She Wrote Her ‘Fuck List’

Hot mess Lindsay Lohan’s list of sexual conquests hit the Internet a couple weeks ago, causing everyone to “oooo” and [...]

16 Times Athletes Acted Like Dicks

The flopping kid has a bright future in the NBA.

Here’s a Terrifying Video of a Man Laying on the Tracks and Getting Struck by a NYC Subway

Ugh, scary stuff here. Back in late December, a man who appears to be psychologically distressed ran onto the tracks of the 175th Street

6 Hilarious Old-Timey Versions of Modern Vices

The media like to claim that millennials are the most narcissistic and overall useless generation in history.

11 Foods and Drinks Banned in the United States

There's some interesting stuff out there that you're not allowed to eat...

Dan Bilzerian and Hot Girls In Bikinis Shooting Guns? Dan Bilzerian and Hot Girls In Bikinis Shooting Guns!

I don't need to waste my time telling you a video of Dan Bilzerian and hot chicks shooting guns is something you should watch. The

If Drake Fans Were Super Heroes

Drake is not for everyone, but for his diehard fans he's their spirit animal...or something.

Rob Ford Held an Owl, Made an Awesome Face

Tender moment.

Man Faces $525 Fine for Refilling Soda

You know, you've gotta nip this kind of stuff in the bud.

This Hilariously Bad-At-Its-Job Robotic Ketchup Machine Is My Everything Right Now

Amazing.

7 Everyday Struggles of NARPS (Non-Athletic Regular Persons)

Look at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP.

This Rapping Army Staff Sergeant Wins the Internet Today

This rapping staff sergeant is such an OG Bro King. Dude is just sitting down, dropping mad bars about how [...]

42 Openers to Use on Girls When Online Dating

Bet you can't use them all.

Big-Boned Vine User’s Motorboat Selfie is One of Our Nation’s Most Horrific Nautical Disasters

It's hypnotic.

The Slippery Slope of Not Showering

Welcome to the filth party. Come on in; the water’s great and the standards are low.

Teen Arrested for Throwing ‘Project X’ Style Party, Hilariously Conducts Interview with Fischer-Price Microphone

Australian party kid, you've met your match.

Bad News, Chipotle Is Raising Prices

That burrito is gonna hit your wallet a little harder.

Terrible News, Gang: We Lost “Pervert Dave”

RIP.

20 Ways to Know Your Girlfriend Is a Basic Bitch

Basic Bitch, so hot right now.

Man Named Edward Cocaine Arrested For Possession of…

I'm not sure if this is irony.