A Guide to Understanding Teenagers and the Stupid Slang Words They Use

Do you know a teenager? If the answer to that question is "yes," do you have a hard time communicating with them because of the

Hahahah Fuck Your Purebred Dog

Not like, literally, dude. Gross.

Watch This Video To Learn How To Sneak Into Hotel Pool Parties, Steal Food From Strangers, And Be An Overall Dick

Mooching at its finest.

Girls PERFECTLY Trolls a Wrong Number Text from a Guy

Dude, you got called the fuck out after your little meltdown. AWK. WARD. Baby's yours, bitch.

Woman Calls Police To Complain That Her Meth Is Laced With ‘Something’, Is Promptly Arrested

Wait...the police DON'T handle meth purity issues?

This 8-Year-Old Bro Pushed and Pulled His Disabled Brother for an Entire Triathlon

Prepare to feel.

Guy Fieri Think Wedge Salads Should Have Miller Lite in Them

The man is nuts.

6 Reasons Why You Should Never Date An Instagram Chick

I know it’s tempting, Bro. That girl with the fat ass and juicy chest pieces is 100% thoroughbred lust object.

This Bird Sounds Like a Girl Having Sex

Or a really effeminate male.

The Music-less Version Of The ‘Turn Down For What’ Music Video Is Fucking Terrifying

I never thought I'd prefer the original, but in this case I really do.

Jameis Winston Was Stopped at Gunpoint By Police in 2012, Claimed He Was Hunting Squirrels


Smoking Pot in High School: A Remembrance

We all ... sort of remember.

What If Your Favorite Cartoon Characters Were Hamas Terrorists?

The Israeli-Gaza conflict has made July pretty shitty in the world of hard news.

Would You Stop Having a Threesome in a Hot Tub If The Cops Showed Up? These Three Sexual Mavericks Didn’t

Let me preface this by saying, this did not happen in Florida...although we all know it probably should have.

Here’s What Reddit Thinks Are the Most Popular Albums of the 2000s

Get ready to open Spotify and bathe in some nostalgia.

Quentin Tarantino’s ‘The Hateful Eight’ Has Its First Teaser Poster


Watch Orlando Bloom Punch Justin Bieber In The FACE Outside A Nightclub And Fulfill Every Bro’s Dream

Legolas: 1, Bieber: -100

5 Reasons the Classic American Summer Doesn’t Exist Anymore

Sadly, summer ain't what it used to be here in the good ole' USA.

Check Out This Kid’s Instagram Where He Almost Perfectly Mimics Miley Cyrus, Kim Kardashian And More

He might have a little too much time on his hands.

If You’re Gonna Prank Your Friend, Make Sure He Doesn’t Own A Gun

All fun and games until one friend shoots the other friend in the face.

‘Louis Slung-Poo’ Prank Calls News Station During UCLA Water-Main Break

UCLA students gotta up their courtesy flush game.

Watch Poker Player Get Knocked Out of $1,000,000 Buy-In WSOP Tournament In the Worst Way Possible

There's no great way to lose $1 million. But there are several shitty, shitty ways.

Breaking the Ice on Tinder is Hard, Unless You’re This Guy

Come in tame. Say something about yourself that's relatable, even sad. Then drop the HAMMER.

What It Was Like to Date in the ’90s vs. What It’s Like to Date Now

Remember when you had to leave a message for a girl on her answering machine?

Kid Driving a Mustang Is Officially Having the Worst Day Ever

When it rains, it pours.

Worst Mom Ever Leaves Kids in the Car to Blow a Man in a Wal-Mart Parking Lot

As a smug elitist proudly from above the Mason-Dixion Line, I love it when Southerners try to tell me why the South is so damn

Do YOU Live In One Of America’s Cities With The Most Hate Crimes? Check These Maps To Find Out

From the looks of it, Texas gives 0 fucks.

This Guy’s Wife Didn’t Want To Take Maternity Photos, So He Took Creepy ‘Maternity’ Photos Of Himself Instead

Reddit user DruishPrincess69 either has the best sense of humor I’ve encountered, or is one of the creepiest individuals I’ve ever […]

Man Eats ‘Shrooms at Comic-Con, Documents Tripping His Face Off via Text Messages to His Friend

Comic-Con is one of those bucket list life experiences I want to never have again.

Watch Stephen Colbert Take A Steaming Dump On The Kim Kardashian Video Game That It So Rightfully Deserves

Great, now it smells like poop in here.