I'm trying to process what I just watched.
Worst. Day. Ever.
It's probably the state your girlfriend lives in.
Nothing like a little relationship from people who didn't get the marriage thing right on the first (...or second... or third...) try.
Congratulations, Red Robin.
No, seriously, it's not porn.
Finally someone combined the Internet's true love -- porn -- with Upworthy-esque titles.
I hope she has a good sense of humor.
The money move.
Anger. So much anger.
Sucks to be this guy.
You get what you pay for.
This guy needs to be stopped.
Time to step up your game, Bros.
Always be innovating.
"It tastes real good for the kids and shit."
Sexting is everywhere these days: People are sexting at home, at work, in their cars, in their bathtubs.
Someone has cool parents.
Do you know a teenager? If the answer to that question is "yes," do you have a hard time communicating with them because of the
Mooching at its finest.
Dude, you got called the fuck out after your little meltdown. AWK. WARD. Baby's yours, bitch.
Wait...the police DON'T handle meth purity issues?