15 Lies You Hear on Every First Date

Every date with a girl with a liberal arts degree: "I'm so busy at my job!" = I check Facebook at least 50 times a

Criminal Has Name Which Expresses How We All Feel When We Get Arrested

Not ironic, actually.

This Is Officially the Most Insane Amusement Park Ride Ever

The thrill of this amusement park ride is remarkably simple:

This Video Of Two Bros Going For A Triple-Kick Flip Thing And Smashing Their Heads Together Will Make You Cringe

THUNK.

What If There Was a ‘Purge’ Where Bros Could Do Whatever They Wanted to For 24 Hours?

Jimmy Tatro imagined what it'd be like if "The Purge" just an excuse Bros to rage however they like for 24-hours.

11 Sizzling Sex Toy Facts

Ummm... Did you know that there's a Twilight-themed sex toy dildo called "The Vamp"?

I Can’t Stop Laughing At Honest Game Trailers’ Breakdown Of The REAL Names The Original 151 Pokemon Should Have

Cloyster = "Haunted Vagina" is sadly accurate.

Now Is the Best Time Ever to Lose Your Virginity, According to Science

You should travel back in time, stop yourself from losing it, then travel forward in time, and lose it now.
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Is It Just Me or Does Flo from Those Annoying Progressive Commercials Look a Little Rough These Days?

When did Flo either age 35 years or have surgery to look like Carrot Top?

This Is What It’s Like to Party In an Illegal Cave

Our friends at Animal NY crashed an illegal party in a cave.

You’ll Never Guess The Stupid Stuff This Prankster Gets People To Do By Telling Them He’s A ‘Magician’

Spoiler: he's not actually a magician.

Bored? Watch Yo’self the Ultimate Girls in Bikinis Fails Compilation

  Watch it because you’re board. Watch it because you love seeing people fail. Watch it because looking at girls [...]

10 Cheeses All Basic Bitches Love

Buy them for your girlfriend.

5 Things Bros Should Never Do on Instagram

Follow the arbitrary rules we've set up for you.
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Some Pervy Hick Ruined The ‘Eager Beaver Bar’ Lingerie Nights By Trying To Kidnap A Panty-Poppin’ Bartender

Really. It's actually named "Eager Beaver Bar."
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Wife Keeps Kinky, Kinky Sex Diary of Her Sex Habits

This is way better than the husband that kept the Excel spreadsheet of the reasons his wife didn't have sex with him.

This Hot Bikini-Clad Floridian Was Arrested After Being Videotaped Having Sex On A Public Beach For Over 20 Minutes

If you're gonna get arrested for something, it might as well be this.

25 Reasons That Sitting Down All Day (AKA Having an Office Job) Is Killing You

In summation: We're all fucked.

This Chart Accurately Depicts What Everyone Does When They Can’t Hear What Someone Said to Them At a Bar

At this point, people sound like adults in Charlie Brown's life to me.

Vine Of a Grandma Twerking On Top of a Car Will Ruin Your Lunch

Were you hungry for lunch? Maybe stepping outside the office for a little Chipotle burrito bowl this afternoon?

What If Guys Acted on First Dates Like They Do on Tinder?

What if Tinder was real-life?

This Cocky 17-Year-Old Straight Up Merc’d This 34-Year-Old In A Street Fight

Ah, to be young again.

Bill Clinton Has a Mistress That His Secret Service Detail Refers to as the ‘Energizer’

"I am so shocked by this news." -Said no one ever, not even Hilary Clinton.

Maria Kirilenko Apparently Dumped Alex Ovechkin Over an Instagram Photo

Sounds sane.
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What Girls Thought Sex Was (When They Were Younger)

No joke, a girl in this video says she was kinda, sorta into the R. Kelly...

Bored? Watch Yo’self the Best Fails of 2014 (So Far)

Looks more like a WIN for the animal above.

Is This 7’1″ 8th Grader With a Buttery Jump Shot the Next Dirk Nowitzki?

His name is Connor Vanover and he is tall.

This Gynecologist Used A Camera Pen To Record OVER 8,000 VAGINAS

I don't think the Hippocratic oath mentions "secret vag videos" anywhere...?

Let This Documentary On ’80s High School Fashion Be a Reminder That Your Parents Had Swag

ONCE UPON A TIME they had swag.

Got Small Calves, Bro? Here Are 5 Steps to Help Them Grow

Tired of being top-heavy? Bored of being called ‘chicken legs’? Frustrated by useless calf development?