What It Was Like to Date in the ’90s vs. What It’s Like to Date Now

Remember when you had to leave a message for a girl on her answering machine?

Kid Driving a Mustang Is Officially Having the Worst Day Ever

When it rains, it pours.

Worst Mom Ever Leaves Kids in the Car to Blow a Man in a Wal-Mart Parking Lot

As a smug elitist proudly from above the Mason-Dixion Line, I love it when Southerners try to tell me why the South is so damn

Do YOU Live In One Of America’s Cities With The Most Hate Crimes? Check These Maps To Find Out

From the looks of it, Texas gives 0 fucks.

This Guy’s Wife Didn’t Want To Take Maternity Photos, So He Took Creepy ‘Maternity’ Photos Of Himself Instead

Reddit user DruishPrincess69 either has the best sense of humor I’ve encountered, or is one of the creepiest individuals I’ve ever […]

Man Eats ‘Shrooms at Comic-Con, Documents Tripping His Face Off via Text Messages to His Friend

Comic-Con is one of those bucket list life experiences I want to never have again.

Watch Stephen Colbert Take A Steaming Dump On The Kim Kardashian Video Game That It So Rightfully Deserves

Great, now it smells like poop in here.

Watch This Insanely Awkward Clip Of The Runner-Up From ‘The Bachelorette’ Calling Out The Bachelorette For Banging And Then Dumping Him

Bachelorette just got real.

Here’s Every Single ‘Motherfucker’ that Samuel L. Jackson Has Ever Said In a Movie

Well, motherfucker. Would you look at that?

This Fifteen Year-Old Schoolgirl Decapitated Her Classmate Because She ‘Wanted To Dissect Someone’

That sounds like a pretty valid reason, I don't see the problem here.

This NYC Dude Might Be On To Something With This Grassroots Flyer Campaign To Find A Girlfriend

Who needs Tinder when you have computer paper and masking tape?

A Bro Classic Is Leaving Netflix Streaming In August 2014 — See What Else is Coming and Going

Bad news, Bros.

The Ultimate Guide to Dirty Jokes Hidden Inside Cartoons

Turns out Rugrats, Hey Arnold, Rocko's Modern Life, and Dexter's Laboratory were WAYYYYYY raunchier than you ever thought as a kid.
rap

I Can’t Decide If I’m Impressed Or Horrified At This Crazy Lady’s Rap About Penis Size

SO MANY MIXED EMOTIONS.

Buzzfeed Asks, ‘What Makes You A Man?’

This is one of those well-meaning videos from Buzzfeed that I feel like is made to spark heated discussion in a freshman Gender Studies 101

People Spent the Government Shutdown Fucking

It's one way to pass the time.

If You’re Blackout Drunk, And Your Sandwich Tastes Like Styrofoam, You’re Probably Eating the Box

Big day for blackout drunks acting like idiots.

Whipping Out A Dildo In The Middle Of A High School Pep Rally Is A Questionable Power Move

This kid went full Dirk Diggler.

5 Tips to Succeed at Chipotle

Chipotle is heaven sent. Previously a McDonalds investment, Chipotle has shed their shackles and is a great example of healthy yet delicious food.

Laxer With a Fireball Whiskey Tattoo Should Be Every Bro’s Spirit Animal

Steal this look.

America’s Favorite Drug Isn’t What You Think It Is According To These Interactive Maps

Color me surprised.

Allow a Man Packing Heat to Explain the Hot-to-Crazy Scale for Dating Girls

Today a reader sent us this video of a middle-aged man breaking down the nuances of the hot-to-crazy scale.

You’ll Never Be as Drunk as This Chick Eating Potato Chips Off the Floor of a Train

Probably.

The Untold Story Of a Girl Who Was Arrested for Trying to Break Into a Doggy Door Naked

“They arrested me and gave me my dress back — everybody asked if they put me in handcuffs naked — but they didn’t give me

Dumb Blonde Has Ultimate Dumb Blonde Moment, Hilarity Ensues

The blonde girl is baffled by the question "how long does it take to get somewhere 80 miles away when you're driving 80s miles an

Bored? Watch Yo’self the Best News Bloopers of the Month

Everybody bloops.
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6 Sex Hacks For Better Sex

Need to up your game in the bedroom, Bros?

VIDEO: Urban Death Hawk Swallows Live Mouse Whole

This bird is boss.

The World’s Most Badass, Illegal Slip ‘N Slide Is In Hawaii

This looks so much fun. Can someone hold our beer?

Brazilians Are Fucking Insane and This Video of Them Catching Piranhas Proves It

Nutso.