What you call cheating, I call philanthropy.
Late last night, a curious e-mail landed in the BroBible inbox:
Your worst nightmare come true.
Remember the “Sex Spreadsheet” that surfaced last week created by a man frustrated that his wife always made excuses about […]
Whether you like it or not, "I was drunk" is always an excuse.
Had to be fraternity hazing.
Sweet mother of God...
Ah, bachelor parties. That precious, time-honored tradition where your Bro gets to let his hair down for the last time […]
Where do I go I want to live now that college is over?
I'll have what he's having.
If you take a liberal view of what those words mean.
It's allllll about the subtext.
Because losing something up your vagina is a common thing.
Some people just sugarcoat their desires. This man, however, knows EXACTLY what he wants in life. He's not even subtle about it.
I don't pretend to know or care about guns. BUT... This video is super badass.
You have no idea how hungry I am for brisket right now.
This man is a hero to all us short guys of the world.
Have you ever lost your sense of direction this badly when drunk?
You could probably put that on your resume'.
Better start saving.
It seems like everyone on the planet is obsessed with sexting these days, even though it's probably against their better judgement.
Which is better, eating all the food in your kitchen or talking to random people?
Went down in Russia. So you know someone died.