Maria Kirilenko Apparently Dumped Alex Ovechkin Over an Instagram Photo

Sounds sane.

What Girls Thought Sex Was (When They Were Younger)

No joke, a girl in this video says she was kinda, sorta into the R. Kelly...

Bored? Watch Yo’self the Best Fails of 2014 (So Far)

Looks more like a WIN for the animal above.

Is This 7’1″ 8th Grader With a Buttery Jump Shot the Next Dirk Nowitzki?

His name is Connor Vanover and he is tall.

This Gynecologist Used A Camera Pen To Record OVER 8,000 VAGINAS

I don't think the Hippocratic oath mentions "secret vag videos" anywhere...?

Let This Documentary On ’80s High School Fashion Be a Reminder That Your Parents Had Swag

ONCE UPON A TIME they had swag.

Got Small Calves, Bro? Here Are 5 Steps to Help Them Grow

Tired of being top-heavy? Bored of being called ‘chicken legs’? Frustrated by useless calf development?

This ‘Satirical’ Video Of Obama Kicking Kim Jong Un Around Was Enough To Make Kim Jong Demand It Be ‘Taken Down’

Someone doesn't understand how the Internet works.

Science Says That If Your Girl Waxes Or Shaves Her Pubes, She’s More Likely To Get And Spread Herpes

I'm so torn.

Girls Reveal The Things They Absolutely Hate About Their Boyfriends

Bros: If you find a girlfriend who watches twerking videos with you, marry her.

Like Bacon? Like Beer? Want Those Things For Free?

We are here for you.

7 Experiences of the Only Black Guy at White Person Party, According to a Black Guy

The party is the cornerstone of any civilized society.

You’re Not Supposed To Tell People When You Poop? Watch This Video About What You Can’t Do If You’re Not A Toddler

I've been living my life completely wrong.

Alex Ovechkin Just Got Dumped

His fiancée called off the engagement.

A Condom that Kills HIV and Herpes Could Be Available Within Months. MONTHS!

A condom that kills HIV and Herpes? A condoms that kills HIV and Herpes!

Do You Live In The Happiest City In America? This Map Shows Where People Are Miserable And Where They Love Life

Well, looks like it's time to live in Louisiana.

Teenagers Are Taking Selfies at the 9/11 Memorial Too

Earlier this morning we showed you a selfie that a teenager took at Poland's infamous Auschwitz concentration camp, where hundreds of thousands of people lost

This Genius Bro’s Tinder Profile Uses Hilarious Cartoon Dinosaurs As A Pitch For A Threesome

If dinosaurs won't get you into a threesome, what will?

Two Old Guys Trying to Kick the Living Shit Out of Each Other Is a Stark Reminder that Aging Blows

Every so often, a video like this comes along and it reminds me about the fragility of youth.

The 7 Snapchats You Should Be Getting From Girls This Summer

Admit it, you got Snapchat for one reason and one reason only.

Teenager Snaps the Most ‘WTF?!?!’ Selfie Ever at Auschwitz

A few weeks ago I told you about the terrifying trend of teenagers taking selfies at Auschwitz concentration camp in Germany.

Testicle-Eating Fish Found Off the Coast of Sarasota, Florida

My nuts hurt just from writing that headline.

The Latest Trend for Stupid Fucking Hipsters Is Putting Flowers In Your Beard

Hipsters. Stupid fucking hipsters. They're always ruining the good things in life by making idiotic things "trends" so that their fellow hipsters can snap Instagram

24 Cool Fucking Facts About the Universe


Hey Broke College Kids: This Video Shows You How Ramen Noodles Are Made

My entire junior year at Penn State was spent surviving off Ramen Noodles four days a week, then Pokey Sticks Thursday - Saturday.

A Guide to How Long You Can Leave Pizza In Your Fridge Before It Goes Bad

This is a surprisingly helpful guide to knowing how long it's cool to keep stuff in your fridge.

Study Says Men Should Do Kegel Exercises, Too

Don't laugh. It'll improve your sex life.

This GoPro Video of a Dad Surfing With His Little Guy Will Make You Want to Be a Dad

Hollywood couldn't possibly script a more perfect father-son bonding moment.

Watch a Documentary About How California Police Tricked an Autistic High School Kid Into Selling Them Marijuana

Bros: I know it's Sunday and you're all probably hungover from your weekend shenanigans. But this is important.

Genius Woman Steals Dress, Posts Selfie Online, Gets Arrested

Classic oversharer.