6 Reasons To Be Happy When Your Girlfriend Poops

But everyone knows that girls don't poop, right? Right? *crickets*

These Are the Four States Where Blowjobs Are Illegal But Necrophilia Isn’t

Kinda weird, but that's federalism for ya.

Bro’s Girlfriend Went to Study Abroad Without Him — Take a Wild Guess How That Ended

Submit your Ask a Babe questions below (and Ask a Bro will be back tomorrow).

5 Horrifying Ways the Police Can Screw You Over

Courts have again and again given the police all sorts of leeway to royally screw up your life for almost no reason at all.

The Drinking Life Cycles of Every Bro

The booze phases every bro goes through.

We’ve All Been Taking Off Our T-Shirts Wrong

One-handed. All this time we could have been doing it ONE-HANDED.

Brooklyn Will Have an Exploding Vaginas Fireworks Display Because Brooklyn

So avant-garde.

Today In Very Bad News for Men With Beards

Bad news, bearded Bros: According to a new study, you're never getting laid again.

I Tried Pure Barre and Holy Hell Is Being a Woman Hard

Whoa baby, is it difficult.

Joe Biden Just Joined Instagram and He Is Already Ballin’

Like a boss.

This Insane Infomercial Features a Product You Never Knew You Needed

Now this is how you infomercial.

KFC Is Bringing the Double-Down BACK, Because Publicity

The world goes round and round and round.

Man Claims He’s Allergic to Kim Kardashian, Vomits When He Sees Her

We don't think there's an actual medical reason for this.

5 Ways to Get Thinner Without Really Trying

It’s Sunday, and a fresh self-loathing skillet is being served at the “I’ve Let Myself Go Café,” conveniently located on the corner of Hungover and

India Has Such a Big People-Shitting-In-Public Problem That They Had to PSA to Ask them to Stop

Here's a stat that blew my mind: 600 million people in India are doing the majority of their shitting in public.

Come Party with BroBible and Use JagerBonds in Brooklyn on Thursday Night

Bros. If you are in Brooklyn next Thursday night, April 17, the BroBible editorial team will be out at Brooklyn Bowl...

Here Is the Still Thoroughly Insane Steve-O Using a Jellyfish as a Hat

Steve-O, still crazy after all these years.

Bro Tries to Take a Selfie Right Next to a Moving Train, Conductor Teaches Him a Lesson

Some of the the best lessons in life are taught with violence.

A Guide to Pulling Off the Perfect Vine or Instagram Prank

Everything you've ever wanted to know about making a prank video that's so good, we might actually post about it here on BroBible.

Evil Texting Driver Hits a Bicyclist, Says She Doesn’t Care

Well, it's time to call it a day, Internet. We've finally found the worst person in the world.

Awesome New Study Says Lots of Women Are Bisexual

Yayyyy!!

Here’s a Vine of a Wannabe White Gangsta Who Doesn’t Know How to Use a Handgun

So hard.

What Happens In Vegas Doesn’t Stay In Vegas: 15 Secret Confessions of the Vegas Party Life

Las Vegas is a city that will absolutely bring you to your knees if you let it.  Temptations are everywhere, [...]

USAirways Will Not Fire the Person Responsible for Its Vagina Plane Tweet

USAirways called the incident an honest mistake.

Here Is What $110 Million In Cocaine Looks Like

Holy crap.

7 Psychotic Pieces of Relationship Advice from ‘Cosmo’

Have you dusted hot chili powder on the insides of your partner's underwear because he/she was grooming better?

Person on Craigslist is Selling Gently Used Boeing 777 Model Airplane…HEY WAIT A MINUTE!

I think we've seen this EXACT model airplane somewhere. Oh yeah...we have.

5 Reasons You Aren’t Getting A Second Date

How not to blow it the first time.

The Harsh Reality Of Making Friends As a Post-Grad Adult

It's true: Once your college glory days are behind you, making friends in adulthood is waaaaaaaayyyyyyyy different than what it was in college, when all

5 Tips Every Bro Should Know To Look Like A Gentleman

For those who are just leaving college, here are BroBible's 5 tips for how to look like your inner gentleman.