I'm not buying that someone measured enough dicks to form this conclusion.
Because why not.
You're free now, Drunk Chick! You're free!
Fighting Foo and ALS.
This father is the spawn of some hell demon.
Booze you can eat? Booze you can eat.
Finances must be tight.
Nobody likes a linger-er.
Wait. This wasn't Dan Bilzerian?
Eggs are cool and all, but this is weird.
More like John McCan't dance for shit, AMIRIGHT?
Is this creepy? Or is this...nah, just creepy.
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The Ice Bucket Challenge hit its apex a couple days ago, which means now we can start mocking the shit out of it.
Your money is worthless.
Sucks to be a sea lion.
Jesus has risen, and he declares "you're on your own, bro."
Animal New York's Amy K. Nelson is doing incredible work reporting from the embattled streets and protests in Ferguson, Missouri.
If you're anything like me, you're plenty sick of Ice Bucket Challenge videos consuming your Facebook and Twitter timelines.
I can't fathom how sticky he was after doing this.