Obama’s Prom Photos Are Amazing
by Andy Moore on May 23, 2013 at 11:25amThe year was 1979. The place, Hawaii. And young Barry Obama—well, Obama was about to get lei'd.
BRO LIFE
K-Mart Is Re-Inventing the Advertising Game
by Reggie Noble on May 23, 2013 at 10:09amThe Ad Wizards who come up with K-Mart commercials are enjoying a banner quarter and it’s all because they are almost saying naughty words on television....
Wife Bites Her Husband’s Genitals After He Makes Her Leave the Rodeo Early
by J. Camm on May 23, 2013 at 10:00amTo gage just how white trash this is let me drop Anthony Hill's final quote after he confesses he was OUT OF LINE (yeah, he was in the wrong) for having...
50 Common Misquotations That’ll Leave You Saying ‘I Was Wrong All These Years!?!’
by BroBible Viral on May 23, 2013 at 9:45amOur own Lance Pauker hates people who feel the need to point out the correct versions of quotes. Or at least I think that is what he said yesterday when...
Dude… You’re Not Supposed to Press ‘Post’ In This Awkward Social Scenario, Plus Facebook Follies
by Brandon Wenerd on May 22, 2013 at 8:05pmThe best thing about this is that I know every single one of you guys has done this at one time or another. Except... YOU DON'T PRESS POST. Now it's...
Wolf Blitzer Tells Atheist Tornado Survivor ‘You Gotta Thank the Lord,’ in Awkward Interview
by Andy Moore on May 22, 2013 at 1:45pmDuring CNN's otherwise not-disastrous Oklahoma tornado news coverage yesterday, Wolf Blitzer repeatedly asked a woman, who turned out to be an atheist,...
Bro Uses Lines from ‘Fight Club’ To Pick Up Hot College Chicks
by Stevie Chay Vaughan on May 22, 2013 at 1:03pm"It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything..." Who knew "The first rule of Fight Club..." could be used to pick up chicks on a...
The ‘Kitchen Nightmares’ Crazy Dude Is Facing Deportation
by Andy Moore on May 22, 2013 at 12:30pmGordon Ramsay is going to die.
What is the Appropriate Punishment for Not Flushing a Dump in a Public Restroom?
by Reggie Noble on May 22, 2013 at 12:08pmThe BroBible offices are located in SoHo, perhaps the trendiest part of New York City, the cultural capital of the world. Admittedly, it’s an odd fit for...
Jesse James Cut the Top of His Pinky Off, Pulled No Punches Taking Photos of It
by J. Camm on May 22, 2013 at 9:15amLast night, motorcycle customizer and famed philanderer Jesse James got one of his gloves stuck in one of his machines while working in his bike shop and...
The Sergio Garcia vs. Tiger Woods Feud Gets Ugly As Sergio Plays the ‘Fried Chicken’ Card (UPDATE)
by J. Camm on May 22, 2013 at 8:30amI've seen this movie before. It came out in 1997 and Fuzzy Zoeller was the leading man.
5 Obnoxious Things Restaurants Need to Stop Doing
by BroBible Staff on May 21, 2013 at 9:23pmEveryone likes eating out at restaurants. But we all think restaurants are assholes when they do these things...
Dear Jameson, Can We Be More Than Just Friends? Plus More Facebook Follies
by Brandon Wenerd on May 21, 2013 at 9:05pmProps for this person for trying to make it official. Send us your Facebook Follies here.
The Worst Scooter Driver Ever?
by BroBible Staff on May 21, 2013 at 4:12pmYes. Yes it is. Every time you think he's done fucking up, he drives into something else. Damn, China...
And Now an Important Message From the Miami Zombie Face-Eating Victim, One Year Later
by Reggie Noble on May 21, 2013 at 3:45pmIt was only a year ago that we legitimately feared the Zombie Apocalypse, thanks large in part to the insane actions of Rudy Eugene, the drugged-out...
How Much Will a Legal Marijuana Habit Cost You?
by BroBible Staff on May 21, 2013 at 3:22pmMore than $500, yo.
Bored? Watch a Compilation of Tremendous Nutshots
by BroBible Viral on May 21, 2013 at 11:20amWe may think of ourselves as cultured, but everyone—EVERYONE—laughs at a nutshot.
Oklahoma Tornado Survivor Reunited with Dog During Middle of Interview: You Will Feel Emotions
by Andy Moore on May 21, 2013 at 10:30amMoore, OK was hit hard yesterday by a mile-wide tornado that has left the residents of the Oklahoma City suburb trying to piece their lives together...
