This hilarious "Crash the Super Bowl" commercial is making the viral rounds today and it's of utmost importance that we bring it to our readers' attention. According to Reddit, it was rejected by the marketeers at snack company. And that completely defies all logic since it's arguably better than those Old Spice Isaiah Mustafa "Horse-Man" commercials that the Internet just gushed over so damn much. The tyranny! Think about it: This gem more or less answers the baffling question of why Doritos taste so damn good when you're baked and stricken with a gnarly case of the munchies: It's gotta be the unicorn tears or fresh autumn breeze. You know how many decades the Doritos "secret ingredient" question has stumped the pothead community at large?! A big fist-pound to John Ramsey and Jack Dreesen for making a funny commercial. Better luck next year. This, ladies and gentlemen, is a must-watch.