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Words to Live By: Your Weekly Popular Quotes On Pictures

By / 01.10.13

"No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman."

kevin dooley, Flickr

Popular quotes can serve both as a reminder of humility, a source of humor and a catalyst of inspiration. That being said, though I may inject some sincerity from time to time this post is meant to be a beacon of hilarity in your otherwise humorless day.

As you’re probably aware the preferred mediums of delivering quotes these days are Twitter, Facebook, Pinterest, and Tumblr with some aesthetically pleasing picture as the background. So, why not compile the best and bring them to you each Thursday? If the power of these quotes compels you to go out and make a change then more power to you, so long as that change isn’t listening to Nickelback and typing in comic sans.

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""It doesn't matter if the water is cold or warm if you're going to have to wade through it anyway."

Paxson Woelber, Flickr

"Do something wonderful, people may imitate it."

Matteo Paciotti, Flickr

"Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make males stupid."

C.P.Storm, Flickr

"You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried, you float."

Butterbean Man, Flickr

"The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.", Flickr

"Either you run the day or the day runs you."

klynslis, Flickr

"Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment."

Jeff Attaway, Flickr

"If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be 'meetings.'"

ozz13x, Flickr

"Those who spend too fast never grow rich."

xJason.Rogersx, Flickr

"No man was ever wise by chance."

V31S70, Flickr

"A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people."

stevendepolo, Flickr

"A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries."

scott.presly, Flickr

"Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling."

Nick Saltmarsh, Flickr

"Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business."

jaygooby, Flickr

"Anything that can be done chemically can be done by other means."

Saginaw Future, Flickr

"The book you don't read won't help."

Rd. Vortex, Flickr

"If you don't like how things are, change it! You're not a tree."

Clearly Ambiguous, Flickr

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