"Everything is practice."

georgia.kral, Flickr


Popular quotes can serve both as a reminder of humility, a source of humor and a catalyst of inspiration. That being said, though I may inject some sincerity from time to time this post is meant to be a beacon of hilarity in your otherwise humorless day.

As you’re probably aware the preferred mediums of delivering quotes these days are Twitter, Facebook, Pinterest, and Tumblr with some aesthetically pleasing picture as the background. So, why not compile the best and bring them to you each Thursday? If the power of these quotes compels you to go out and make a change then more power to you, so long as that change isn’t listening to Nickelback and typing in comic sans.

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"Always go hard and fast enough so that when you hit the ditch you can pull out the other side."

Robert Scoble, Flickr


"Even in your darkest moments, you'll think of something that'll crack you up."

waitscm, Flickr


"Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you."

Fremlin, Flickr


"People have a lot of different beliefs, and at the end of the day, we all have deeply held beliefs that probably don't make sense to anyone else."

sekimura, Flickr


"The riskiest thing you can do is get greedy."

permanently scatterbrained, Flickr


"Guitar playing isn't really for everybody."

Pascal Parvex, Wikimedia


"Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends."

Simon Cocks, Flickr


"How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?"

IAN RANSLEY DESIGN + ILLUSTRATION, Flickr


"It takes a lot of guts to get up on top of a bar and dance."

flickr4jazz, Flickr


"If your stomach disputes you, lie down and pacify it with cool thoughts."

makelessnoise, Flickr


"I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy."

geishaboy500, Flickr


"I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser."

Munir Hamdan, Flickr


"Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it."

Zach Dischner, Flickr


"Skin has become inadequate in interfacing with reality. Technology has become the body's new membrane of existence."

Pockafwye, Flickr


"I'm so horny the crack of dawn better watch out."

Sean MacEntee, Flickr







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