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Words on Pictures: Your weekly popular quotes

By / 11.15.12

“You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at.” - Tina Fey

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Popular quotes can serve both as a reminder of humility, a source of humor and a catalyst of inspiration. That being said, though I may inject some sincerity from time to time this post is meant to be a beacon of hilarity in your otherwise humorless day.

As you’re probably aware the preferred mediums of delivering quotes these days are Twitter, Facebook, Pinterest, and Tumblr with some aesthetically pleasing picture as the background. So, why not compile the best and bring them to you each Thursday? If the power of these quotes compels you to go out and make a change then more power to you, so long as that change isn’t listening to Nickelback and typing in comic sans.

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“A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and gets to bed at night, and in between he does what he wants to do.” - Bob Dylan

EEPaul, Flickr



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"Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing." -Ron Swanson

midwestnerd, Flickr



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"People do not seem to realize that their opinion of the world is also a confession of character" -Ralph Waldo Emerson

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"Instead of wondering when your next vacation is, you ought to set up a life you don’t need to escape from.” Seth Godin

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Many people die at twenty five and aren’t buried until they are seventy five.” — Benjamin Franklin.

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"Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self esteem, first make sure you are not, in fact, just surrounded by assholes." - William Gibson

Hussain Khorsheed, Flickr


"The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public."

Brisbane City Council, Flickr


louis c.k. quote

Jeremy Vandel, Flickr


“If you end up with a boring, miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.” - Frank Zappa

EddieBerman, Flickr


"Life's a shit sandwich, be thankful for the bread." -Random Homeless Man

joshleejosh, Flickr


"If you really want to rebel against your parents: outearn them, outlive them, and know more than they do." - Henry Rollins

Jason Bache, Flickr


"Childhood is like being drunk: everyone remembers what you did, except you."

brainblogger, Flickr


"Sometimes Me Think, 'What is Friend?' and then me say, 'Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.'" -Cookie Monster

Phil and Pam, Flickr


"A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in." - Greek proverb

wwarby, Flickr


"If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed; if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed." ~ Mark Twain

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About Cass Anderson... Cass is the social media editor and Director of Online Marketing for Guyism.com. You will find him at every Phish show that has ever existed, even ones before he was born.

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