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Words on Pictures: Your weekly popular quotes

By / 11.08.12

"I don't care how liberated this world becomes, a man will always be judged by the amount of alcohol he can consume, and a woman will be impressed, whether she likes it or not. " --Doug Coughlin

AlphaTangoBravo / Adam Baker, Flickr

Popular quotes can serve both as a reminder of humility, a source of humor and a catalyst of inspiration. That being said, though I may inject some sincerity from time to time this post is meant to be a beacon of hilarity in your otherwise humorless day.

As you’re probably aware the preferred mediums of delivering quotes these days are Twitter, Facebook, Pinterest, and Tumblr with some aesthetically pleasing picture as the background. So, why not compile the best and bring them to you each Thursday? If the power of these quotes compels you to go out and make a change then more power to you, so long as that change isn’t listening to Nickelback and typing in comic sans.

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"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind." --Humphrey Bogart

stevendepolo, Flickr

"Kids are great. That's one of the best things about our business, all the kids you get to meet. It's a shame they have to grow up to be regular people and come to the games and call you names." -Sir Charles Barkely

istolethetv, Flickr

“In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.” ― Benjamin Franklin

cliff1066™, Flickr

The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at and repair. Douglas Adams

The Official CTBTO Photostream, Flickr

"God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world. " --Ed McMahon

Magic Robot, Flickr

“Like my good friend Eminem the rapper says, you only get one shot.”

je@n, Flickr

“Baseball is 90% mental. The other half is physical.” –Yogi Berra

chris.ptacek, Flickr

“There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers.” ― Chelsea Handler,

Enokson, Flickr

"Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer. " --Arnold Schwarzenegger

jronaldlee, Flickr

"Like they say, it ain't over 'til the fat guy swings."— Darren Daulton

Steve Paluch, Flickr

"I feel like I'm the best, but you're not going to get me to say that." - Jerry Rice

fabfiver5, Flickr

"Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer." --Al Bundy

jurvetson, Flickr

A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. Douglas Adams

Pink Sherbet Photography, Flickr

"“There is one word in America that says it all, and that word is, ‘You never know.’” -Joaquin Andujar

mikebaird, Flickr

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. --Douglas Adams

Capt’ Gorgeous, Flickr

You can sum up this sport [boxing] in two words: ‘You never know.’” -Lou Duva, Flickr

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About Cass Anderson... Cass is the social media editor and Director of Online Marketing for You will find him at every Phish show that has ever existed, even ones before he was born.

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