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Words on Pictures: Your weekly popular quotes

By / 12.20.12

"You'll have time to rest when you're dead."

TimothyJ, Flickr


Popular quotes can serve both as a reminder of humility, a source of humor and a catalyst of inspiration. That being said, though I may inject some sincerity from time to time this post is meant to be a beacon of hilarity in your otherwise humorless day.

As you’re probably aware the preferred mediums of delivering quotes these days are Twitter, Facebook, Pinterest, and Tumblr with some aesthetically pleasing picture as the background. So, why not compile the best and bring them to you each Thursday? If the power of these quotes compels you to go out and make a change then more power to you, so long as that change isn’t listening to Nickelback and typing in comic sans.

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"I don't make the rules. I just think them up and write them down."

Sister72, Flickr


"If it's the right chair, it doesn't take too long to get comfortable in it."

NatalieMaynor, Flickr


"Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us yet."

line_viturino, Flickr


"I often drink to forget. Thank God elephants don't know about Whiskey"

C. G. P. Grey, Flickr


"I always wondered why birds stay in the same place when they can fly anywhere on earth then I ask myself the same question."

jerine, Flickr


"What really matters is what you do with what you have."

Paul Keller, Flickr


"Money makes your life easier. If you're lucky to have it, you're lucky."

Anton Porsche, Flickr


"God gave me a great body and it's my duty to take care of my physical temple."

ikrichter, Flickr


"When I was a boy and I would see scary things in the news, my mother would say to me, 'Look for the helpers. You will always find people who are helping.' To this day, especially in times of disaster, I remember my mother's words, and I am always comforted."

Fox News Insider, Flickr


"Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of the human race."

Lorena Cupcake, Flickr


"That's the best revenge of all: happiness. Nothing drives people crazier than seeing someone have a good fucking life."

zipckr, Flickr


"You're smart too late and old too soon."

birzer, Flickr


"Computers are useless. They can only give you answers."

gsdi10, Flickr


"I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people."

C. G. P. Grey, Flickr


"I am not a demon. I am a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking panther. I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion."

Tostie14, Flickr


"The good ideas will survive."

stevendamron, Flickr


"There's a fine line between the Method actor and the schizophrenic."

Pop Culture Geek, Flickr


"The best presents don't come in boxes."

asenat29, Flickr


“The one who moves a mountain begins by carrying away small stones.”

Slideshow Bruce, Flickr


"Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way."

Johnson Li2011, Flickr







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