Woman on scooter pulling baby carriage on crowded road is Mom of the Year

Maybe pulling a baby carriage as you ride your scooter down a crowded Chinese road sounds like a bad idea. But you’re not operating on the same level of genius as this woman, clearly.

Babies love fresh air. They also love a high likelihood of a Final Destination-esque death. So this is really a perfect situation for both mother and child. “I always remember when Mom used to take me down the highway with nothing but frail plastic preventing me from being t-boned by an incoming sedan. The fondest memories of my youth,” this child will grow up to say assuming this child is capable of growing up and not dead.