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By / 11.28.12

You’ve got to fight *dun dun* for your right *dun dun* for satisfying sexual intercourse. Such was the song in the heart of Florida’s Raquel Gonzalez.

Manatee County Sheriff’s Office


According to a police report from the Manatee County Sheriff’s Office obtained by the Smoking Gun, Raquel Gonzalez was arrested after an unsatisfying session with her boyfriend.

Gonzalez, 24, was allegedly locked in some coitus with boyfriend Esric Davis when he got his rocks off. But when she was left hanging, Gonzalez wouldn’t take no for an answer.

Gonzalez allegedly hit and scratched Davis, causing wounds near Davis’s eyes and nose.

The sheriff’s report speculates that some alcohol consumption may have led to the emotional outburst.

Gonzalez is charged with felony domestic battery and is currently being held on a $750 bond.

I feel for Gonzalez; She really should be commended for striking a blow for women everywhere. But I feel worse for her boyfriend. All he did is the same thing millions of guys across the world do daily, but instead he’s now on the record for A) Being beaten up by a woman and B) Being an awful lay. But he did get off. So I guess we can call it even.

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