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16 Will Ferrell quotes to make you feel better about yourself

By / 10.03.13

"Here's the deal I'm the best there is. Plain and simple. I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence."

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Will Ferrell quotes might be the most frequently used quotes of any celebrity these days, and by ‘might’ I mean 100% Will Ferrell quotes are the most overused quotes of any celebrity. From his tenure on SNL to his Hollywood domination on the big screen and his work with FunnyOrDie, Willy has straight up captured the sophomoric adoration of each and every guy who’s had the privilege of seeing him act. His most iconic roles include such memorable characters as Ron Burgundy, Buddy the Elf, Mogatu, and of course, himself, so naturally it has come time here at Guyism to commemorate some of our favorite Will Ferrell quotes. So without further ado, in no particular order, here are 16 of the most memorable Will Ferrell quotes.



Popular quotes can serve both as a reminder of humility, a source of humor and a catalyst of inspiration. So if popular quotes is what you fancy then be sure to check out past editions of this post here.

"Well, let me give you a saying from Colonel Sanders. I am too drunk to taste this chicken."

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"I LIVE BY 'EARNIN' AND BURNIN'.' MEANING, I LIKE TO MAKE MONEY AND SPEND IT BEFORE I EVEN HAVE IT. THAT'S THE WAY I LIVE MY LIFE."

YouTube/TeamCoCo


"Did i have a troubled childhood? If you call a 9 year old kid with a 23 year old girlfriend troubled."

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"Hey. They laughed at Louis Armstrong when he said he was gonna go to the moon. Now he's up there, laughing at them."

YouTube/FunnyOrDie


"I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany."

YouTube/DreamWorks


"I hate it when I forget to turn my swag off at night and I wake up covered in bitches."

YouTube/NBC


"I took a punch from hall of famer Mike Ditka. I wobbled a bit, but I did not go down."

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"I changed all of my passwords to 'incorrect.' So my computer just tells me when I forget."

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"If you see a possum, kill it. Its not a pet."

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"I'M PRETTY SURE THE ASSHOLE THAT PUT THE EXTRA 'R' IN FEBRUARY IS THE SAME GUY WHO THOUGHT UP THE SPELLING FOR WEDNESDAY."

YouTube/Team Coco


"I'm a cotton-headed ninnymuggins."

YouTube/Chelsea Lately


"WHO WAS THE GREATEST PROSTITUTE IN HISTORY? MS. PACMAN, FOR 25 CENTS THAT B*TCH SWALLOWED BALLS TILL SHE DIED."

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"Tip to reduce weight: turn your head to the left then turn your head to the right. Repeat this exercise every time you are offered something to eat."

YouTube/NYTimes


"WHEN LOOKING UP SOMETHING ON GOOGLE, IF IT'S NOT ON THE FIRST PAGE OF SEARCH RESULTS THEN IT DOESN'T EXIST AND MY JOURNEY ENDS THERE."

YouTube/BarackObama


"Personal philosophy: Clothing optional."

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About Cass Anderson... Cass is the social media editor and Director of Online Marketing for Guyism.com. You will find him at every Phish show that has ever existed, even ones before he was born.

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