What the hell are you doing Obama? That sneeze guard is there for a reason, you a-hole.
I don’t care about your political affiliation, I don’t care if you’re a bleeding heart liberal or a kooky conservative, this shit ain’t right. Does Obama not know how to use his words or something? Bro, it’s “pico de gallo”, it’s “sour cream”, it’s “guacamole.” No need to reach your whole goddamn arm over the thing.
THERE ARE RULES OBAMA. THIS AIN’T GITMO!
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