What’s winning the Internet today (08.02.13)

Since we here at Guyism pretty much live on the Internet we run across an awful lot of good things each day. These are some of the funniest, sexiest, most entertaining things we’ve seen so far today.

Swimwear Don’ts

MTV Guy Code


Examples of beach attire to avoid. Forever.
5 Swimwear Don’ts For Dudes [PHOTOS]

Shark Found at Pub Door

Huffington Post


“Owner perplexed.”
Shark Found at Pub Door

Did Not Know That

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@GerryDuggan

Martha Hunt in Lingerie

Popoholic


Well, hello there, Martha!
Martha Hunt’s Lingerie Hotness Will Melt You

‘Interesting’ Construction

The Chive


There. Fixed it.
Sometimes Construction Work Gets Away From People (45 Photos)

Guy Walks Into a Bar: FAILS to Make Magic

Meet Leticia Farr

SI Extra Mustard


She’s rather attractive.
SI Hot Clicks

Rejected Google Doodles

HyperVocal


No idea why they aren’t using this one.
Rejected Google Doodles: Rick James, Bitch

Mindi Smith in Lingerie

Gorilla Mask


For some reason, her lingerie won’t stay in place.
Mindi Smith (NSFWish)

Kickers… Pfft

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@edsbs

Horrifying Facts

Uproxx


Some facts you just can’t un-know.
Facts That Will Completely Horrify You (Video)

Playboy Model April Summers

Busted Coverage


OUR GIRL!
British Playboy Model April Summers on Hairbras & Favorite NFL Team

Deadliest Everything

The Smoking Jacket


AKA things to avoid.
The 5 Deadliest EVERYTHING! In All HISTORY!

Luiza Freyesleben in Bikinis

Celebslam


Oh, come on! Another Brazilian smokeshow?!
Model at Midnight: Luiza Freyesleben

Most Awesome Muscle Cars

Maxim


Get ready to see what greatness is.
The 10 Most Awesome American Muscle Cars

Daniela Braga Hotness

DrunkenStepfather


Also from Brazil. SMH.
Daniela Braga for Harper’s Bazaar

What was Winning the Internet Yesterday

Popoholic


Parents Getting It Right, Best News Bloopers, Lauren Mellor and more!