Since we here at Guyism pretty much live on the Internet we run across an awful lot of good things each day. These are some of the funniest, sexiest, most entertaining things we’ve seen so far today.
Florida’s Mermaid Bias
Can’t a Sexy Mermaid Just Get a Break These Days?
Mermaid Kicked Out of Pools For “No Fin” Policy
The Jeff Bridges Matrix
It’s broken into four categories: Bearded, Clean Shaven, Stoned or Drunk and Sober.
The Jeff Bridges Matrix
That is Classy
Just met @DanicaPatrick in the bathroom jsiidjdkdodmdjjs I wanted to talk through the stalls but tried to be classy #espys
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) July 18, 2013
Jessica Perez in Bikinis
Why don’t we see this woman modeling bikinis more often?
Jessica Perez Swimsuit Pictures are in the House!
DeSean Jackson’s New Music Video
The song couldn’t be why they’re bored, could it?
All of the Women in DeSean Jackson’s New Music Video Look Bored
2013 LA Kings Ice Girl Tryouts
Miss Jenna Being Amazing
You are going to REALLY like the shirt she’s wearing.
Jenna (NSFWish)
Unbelievable Science Facts
Mind. Blown.
Science Facts That Will Shake Up Your Universe (30 Photos)
Jennifer Walcott in Bikinis
She was a Playmate, you know? A very good Playmate.
Adam Archuleta’s Wife, Jennifer Walcott, Back to Bikini Modeling
Good Work If You Can Get It
Rory McIlroy has a new part-time job: Mowing the rough at Muirfield with his golf clubs.
— Dan Jenkins (@danjenkinsgd) July 18, 2013
You Will Want One of These
Watch it blow away a Nissan Skyline R33 GTS-T in a drag race.
The World’s Fastest Mobility Scooter (Video)
Eva Bohatova in Lingerie
Czech please!
Model at Midnight: Eva Bohatova
Preacher Goes H.A.M.
This was at a funeral, mind you.
Fire & Brimstone Preacher Goes H.A.M. at South Carolina Funeral (Video)
Kelly Brook in ‘Nuts’
She really is an attractive woman.
Kelly Brook Big T**ties for Nuts
Totally Insane Sports
That one looks fun.
5 Totally Insane Sports You’ve Never Heard Of
Porn Star Tweets
That first one is just sad.
This Week in Porn Star Tweets
What was Winning the Internet Yesterday
Girls and Guns, Best U.S. Cites For Stoners, Petra Nemcova and more!