Since we here at Guyism pretty much live on the Internet we run across an awful lot of good things each day. These are some of the funniest, sexiest, most entertaining things we’ve seen so far today.

More Than a Mouthful

mouthful

Huffington Post



These people have a slight oral fixation.
800 Straws, 92 Pencils, 65 Mini Onions and Other Ways to Fill a Mouth

A Sign From the Lord?

sign from the lord

truTV



The key words here: “Florida Woman.”
Florida Woman Says Goldfish Cracker is a Sign From the Lord

She’s a Winner!

lennay kekua

Twitter



@BrianMFloyd

Magdalena Frackowiak in Lingerie

magdalena vs lingerie

Popoholic



Perhaps the most underrated of the Victoria’s Secret models.
Magdalena Frackowiak’s New Lingerie Pictures are All Kinds of Hot

No Explanation

no explanation

The Chive



That’s quite the impenetrable barrier there.
You Can’t Explain That (47 Photos)

Condom Applicator Slingshot Gun

Ashlie and Her Lollipop

ashlie

Gorilla Mask



We’re a sucker for a girl with a lollipop.
Ashlie (NSFWish)

Penguin GIFs!

penguin gifs

The FW



Is there anything better than penguins and GIFs?
13 Penguin GIFs and Photos to Brighten Your Day

Cowboys Cheerleaders Bikini Shoot

cowboys cheerleader bikinis

Busted Coverage



Again, why is this not on television?
Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Bikini Shoot Heats Up

Michigan Fans

michigan fans

Twitter



@celebrityhottub

Ice Breaker Fail

ice breaker fail

Clip Nation



He just couldn’t help himself.
Ice Breaker Fail (Video)

Zuzanna Krzatala in Bikinis

Zuzanna Krzatala

Celebslam



NO idea how to pronounce her name, but I love her.
Model at Midnight: Zuzanna Krzatala

Best Running Sunglasses

running sunglasses

Guy Speed



Buying the best running sunglasses is crucial.
5 Best Running Sunglasses for Trail, Road or Beach

Ashley Tisdale: Cover Girl

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Maxim



Sharpay Evans is all grown up.
Ashley Tisdale

Least Anticipated TV Shows

bad tv shows april

Cracked



What NOT to watch this month.
The 4 Least Anticipated TV Shows of April 2013

Ashton Taylor in Bikinis

ashton taylor

The Smoking Jacket



Ashton Taylor is a fembot come to life.
Girl on Girl: Ashton Taylor + Jessica Vaugn

What was Winning the Internet Yesterday

candice lingerie

Popoholic



Dogs Wearing Pantyhose, WonderCon 2013, Candice Swanepoel and more!