Since we here at Guyism pretty much live on the Internet we run across an awful lot of good things each day. These are some of the funniest, sexiest, most entertaining things we’ve seen so far today.

Spring Break Destinations

spring break destinations

COED



Get ready to get your trash on.
America’s Top 15 Trashiest Spring Break Destinations

Man Loves His Urinal

urinal love

Huffington Post



Maybe the urinal was hot?
Man Allegedly Confesses His Love to Urinal

Dennis Rodman

dennis rodman

Twitter



@klastastic

Xenia Deli in Lingerie

xenia deli pics

Popoholic



It doesn’t get much better than Xenia.
Xenia Deli Gets The Engines Running With a Lingerie Sizzle Fest

Crazy, Cool Subways

europe subways

The Chive



Yeah, we got nothing like this in America.
Europe Really Wants You to Take Their Subways (21 HQ Photos)

Goat Yelling Like Humans

Her Name is Michelle

michelle

Gorilla Mask



And you should get to know her today.
Michelle (NSFWish)

Crazyass Olympics Souvenirs

olympics souvenirs

SI Extra Mustard



They just don’t make souvenirs like they used to.
The Best 1988 Calgary Olympics Souvenirs You Can Find on eBay

A Thin Line

love and hate

Twitter



@ochocinco

Enhance Your Spring Break

spring break trip

BroBible



You only get so many of these trips, gotta make it great.
9 Ways to Enhance Your Spring Break Trip

Hottest Soccer Owner’s Wife

hot soccer wife

Busted Coverage



Well, she’s definitely the hottest one we know of.
30 Photos of Katsia Zingarevich – World’s Hottest Soccer Owner’s Wife!

Passive Aggressive Office Notes

office notes

The FW



I want to work in these offices.
15 Epically Passive Aggressive Office Notes

Magdalena Frackowiak in Lingerie

magdalena lingerie

Celebslam



Victoria’s Secret really needs to use her more often.
Model at Midnight: Magdalena Frackowiak

If Luke Skywalker Had a Computer

luke skywalker computer

Clip Nation



Star Wars would have been very, very different.
If Luke Skywalker Had a Computer (VIDEO)

Office Assistant: Liz

hot office assistant

Maxim



No, now I want to work in THIS office.
Office Assistant: Liz

Bad Video Game Titles

bad video game titles

Guy Speed



Who came up with these??
10 Video Games With Terrible Titles