Since we here at Guyism pretty much live on the Internet we run across an awful lot of good things each day. These are some of the funniest, sexiest, most entertaining things we’ve seen on the Internet today.
Man Spontaneously Combusts
His story will beat any story anyone else will ever have to tell.
Man Spontaneously Combusts…and Lives?
Amazing Balloon Sculptures
Forget balloon animals, this is balloon art.
40 Amazing Balloon Sculptures
Wait, What?
At lunch with friends, funny how quickly the conversation turns to the films of Steven Seagal
— RuPaul (@RuPaul) October 2, 2013
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@RuPaul
Melissa Satta in Bikinis
Plus a great Q&A with Rays pitcher David Price.
SI Hot Clicks
Kids are Strange
And yet they’re still cooler than adults.
Kids are Strange (44 Photos)
Paula Patton (Robin Thicke’s Wife) Twerking
Ashlin the Sexy Schoolgirl
Best school uniform ever.
Ashlin (NSFWish)
Willie Nelson Concert on Ecstasy?
For some reason he isn’t fitting in well with the crowd.
Guy on Ecstasy at a Willie Nelson Concert (Video)
Arianny Celeste in a Bikini
Did you catch her show Overhaulin on Velocity last night?
Arianny Celeste Hangs Out in a Bikini Days Before ‘Overhaulin’ Debut [PHOTOS]
Solid Last Words
The Visigoths were at the gates. My father, a decorated Roman soldier, lay dying. He beckoned to me and whispered "never read the comments."
— sir broosk (@celebrityhottub) October 2, 2013
The Most Epic Tailgate
This is what happens when crazy talented chefs take control of gameday eats.
The Most Epic Tailgate Ever Tailgated
Natalie Morris in Bikinis
An actual American model we’ve never heard of before.
Model at Midnight: Natalie Morris
Fascinating Athlete Facts
Because you can never know too much sports trivia.
50 Fascinating Facts About Famous Athletes
How To: Mistresses
Not that we recommend cheating, but just in case.
How to Get and Keep a Mistress
Government Shutdown Playlist
Gotta have something to listen to when anarchy takes over.
The 10 Best Songs to Cope With the Government Shutdown
Insane Sporting Records
How does one even come up with these ideas?
7 Insane Sporting Records You’ve Never Heard Of
What was Winning the Internet Yesterday
A New Look at Breasts, Playmate Flight Attendants, Nicole Meyer and more!