USA vs. Belgium, cautionary tales, Kate Bock and more are winning the Internet today

Since we here at Guyism pretty much live on the Internet we run across an awful lot of good things each day. These are some of the funniest, sexiest, most entertaining things we’ve seen on the Internet today.

Fun Ways to Avoid Saying You’re Unemployed

MTV Guy Code

#3: “First of all, I have a Bat-cave, so let’s just end it there, pal.”
19 Fun Ways to Avoid Saying You’re Unemployed

Cartoon Characters Still in the Closet

Bossip

Some day these cartoon characters will finally be free to be themselves.
Famously-Suspect: A Gallery of Cartoon Characters in the Closet

It’ll Suddenly be So Quiet

I'm going to miss the World Cup when it's over. It¹ll be hard to go into a bar & not hear people yelling about something I don¹t understand.

— Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) June 30, 2014

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Kate Bock is Canada’s Finest

SI Extra Mustard

In celebration of Canada Day. Whatever that is.
SI Hot Clicks

A Hearty Helping of Motivation

Caveman Circus

Ready to get pumped?
A Hearty Helping of Motivation to Help You Conquer the Week

New York Yankees Ticketbombing

Model Missy REALLY Knows How to Work a Thong

Gorilla Mask

She’s pretty damn good at using a handbras as well.
Missy (NSFWish)

Tale of the Tape: Team USA vs. Belgium

Fox Sports Buzzer

We win, but just barely, as you will see.
Team USA vs. Belgium: Tale of the Tape

13 Killer Pics of Jennifer Selter

Girls in Yoga Pants

My day just got instantly better.
13 Pics of Jennifer Selter to Make Your Week Not Suck

I, For One, Look Forward to That Administration

Under a Manziel/Bieber administration, our chief export would be swag and our chief import would still be Cristal.

— Kyle Koster (@KyleKoster) July 1, 2014