We’ve seen the sex diary of a married man who got no sex, and we’ve seen the sexy diary of a married woman who got no sex, but what about the average unmarried single guy? What’s his diary look like? Probably something like this.
30 Day Scoreboard:
Fap: 13 times.
Makeout sessions: 1 time.
Video game sessions: 4 times.
BJs: 0 times.
Sex: 0 times.
Dinner with parents: 2 times.
Blind-ass drunk: 3 times.
Of course this is nothing like your life, right, single guy?
Anyone out there wonder what the female version of this would look like? Ladies?
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