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9 types of couples you’ll see on Valentine’s Day

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Couples You See on Valentines Day

Ms. Phoenix, Flickr


We all know that Valentine's Day is a manufactured holiday that gets people to spend money and time in a pretty inorganic manner, but everyone reacts differently to it. Some find it romantic and thrilling; others find it irritating and trite. But one thing's for sure, there are always going to be couples who have their own V-Day personalities and traditions. Do you know any of these?

Photo credit: Ms. Phoenix, Flickr

Sick

edwardgazel, Flickr


These lovey-dovey, goofy, romantic bastards are locking lips, sucking tongue, slamming cheek, cleaning teeth, touching gums, tongue-brushing molars and mouth-blasting each other into oblivion.

Where you'll see them:
EVERYWHERE, even when you close your eyes.


Photo credit: edwardgazel, Flickr

Arm Candy

BarbieFantasies, Flickr


You see them and wonder exactly how this short, fat, bald dude has such a Hollywood-hot girlfriend on his arm. Then you see the fat gold chain and you know exactly how it all went down.

Where you'll see them:
Living large at a posh steakhouse.


Photo credit: BarbieFantasies, Flickr

Nothing in Common

scragz, Flickr


Valentine's Day is the perfect time of year for this couple to realize that their initial attraction had nothing to do with actual compatibility. Watch as they both struggle to talk about anything else than what their week was like.

Where you'll see them:
Awkwardly avoiding eye contact at a wine bar.


Photo credit: scragz, Flickr

Hate V-Day

Thor Thorsson 1, Flickr


These alternative folks dislike Valentine's Day so much that they refuse to acknowledge the rest of the world during it. At least they’ll be having a lot of hate-sex.

Where you'll see them:
At their apartment, kind of craving a meal from the place down the block, but not wanting to go out because other couples on Valentine's Day "disgust" them.


Photo credit: Thor Thorsson 1, Flickr

Doesnt Get It

adreson, Flickr


When her boyfriend shows up with edible beef jerky underwear "for her" and a handful of "fun size" Milky Ways in lieu of more holiday-appropriate chocolates, he gets slapped for being such a tool.

Where you'll see them:
Arguing in a Denny's parking lot.


Photo credit: adreson, Flickr

Big Spenders

vxla, Flickr


These are V-Day'ers that take the holiday super seriously. It's Christmas part two: time to bust out the credits cards and go just a little further into sweet, sweet debt! They'll have no problem showing how much they care for each other with both paper and plastic.

Where you'll see them:
Shelling out $300 for a 7-course snooze-fest at their local pretentious eating establishment.


Photo credit: vxla, Flickr

Fighting

Dan4th, Flickr


These poor bastards are frustrated because they should feel more in love today, but totally don't. So they nitpick at each other for no reason until a fight breaks out, and that's where the fun begins.

Where you'll see them:
At the movies seeing something neither of them want to see.


Photo credit: Dan4th, Flickr

Differences

Greg Walters, Flickr


This couple holds Valentine's day so dear that they literally forget about everything else (even their children) so they can enjoy a day of oblivious romantic bliss.

Where you'll see them:
Cooking dinner at home au natural.


Photo credit: Greg Walters, Flickr

Doesnt Buy It

Stemack Street, Flickr


These guys know that caring for someone else can be done every day of the year without some grand gesture other couples use to make up for the other 99% of bullshit they make each other put up throughout the year.

Where you'll see them:
Spending time together on or around Valentine's Day without taking it too seriously.


Photo credit: Stemack Street, Flickr

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