I told myself I wasn’t going to post about penises or vaginas today. Then I saw this video of the penis plant, a cactus in the shape of a giant weiner. And then I laughed for a solid five minutes because I have the maturity of a toddler.
I like how she gets up close and personal with it. And like takes pictures and shit.
“Hey mom, here’s my face next to a giant dick.”
“Kinda looks like your dad’s.”
Hey-O
But seriously, for what it’s worth, if you come across penis plant don’t eat it. Not because you shouldn’t put your lips on big schlongs, more so because consuming causes psychedelic reactions.
(Video via Slade Sohmer, follow him)