“Shopping online is too hard. Using a computer to find deals is too hard,” said some asshole as he punched a child during a Walmart scuffle. Because BLACK FRIDAY YOU GUYS!
Seriously, this is the worst. This is the worst thing about America. Check that, this is the worst thing about humanity. If there’s another species out there, like one on Mars or Neptune, I want in. I’ll gladly accept your anal probe sir, so long as I never have to see a Walmart fight again.