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This ‘Southern gentleman’ sounds like the best roommate ever

By 03.06.13

Do you have a quiet apartment with beautiful views and great fixtures? Expensive, right? Maybe you need a roommate? Then have I got the deal for you…live with a “refined Southern gentleman” who shoots gangbang porn!

An ad for a roommate titled “Open Minded Roommate Wanted” went up on NYC’s Room/Share Wanted section over the weekend. The man in the ad is seeking a roommate to live with who will be both open-minded and appreciative of his work in adult entertainment and frequent “private lingerie viewings, sensual-theme affairs, and photoshoots; as well as more explicit events like orgies, gangbangs, as well as some xxx filming.”

The ad in question:

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Nothing increases the value of a home faster than christening a new Viking stove or Koehler rain shower by drowning it in the semen of “guests of distinguished caliber.” You’d be a fool not to get this guy in your house ASAP. (via NY Mag)

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