This parakeet speaks better English than some people

I’m not a bird guy but I have to admit that I’m incredibly impressed by this beatboxing parakeet who also speaks some perfectly dictioned English. Mind blown.

I hope there’s some way to turn his rambling off, though. I would not be stoked to own a parakeet if I trained him, taught him these cool tricks, then had to hear for hours on end about how he’s a baby bird and a sleepy bird DISCOOOOO. That’d be how we make our first foray into a parakeet casserole. (via Reddit)