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This might be the least impressive group of black belts in history

By 06.21.13

Having a black belt in marital arts is supposed to mean you’re a master of your craft. The group doing a demonstration in this video…not. even. close.

I’m all for people of all skills doing martial arts. It’s a great workout, obviously, and self-defense is an important thing to learn. But maybe we don’t have to lavish the highest honor one can get upon them when they seem to be incapable of even standing upright, let alone throwing a proper heel kick. I’m just glad that fat dude in the back didn’t die on video during this.

Either way, congratulations to the latest graduates from the Steven Seagal School or whatever.

About Chris Spags... "Internet Heartthrob" Chris Spags is a former comic and the founding editor of In addition to overseeing all Guyism content and business development, he covers Humor for the site daily. He was recognized on the street once and it was awesome.
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