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This is the sexiest New Year’s Eve train station makeout you’ll ever see

By 01.02.13

This is a drunk girl forcibly making out with a very old man in Boston’s South Station. The make out session is about as sexy as being gored in the rectum by a rampaging bull.

The drunk girl isn’t exactly a prize pig, but who is this old guy to just sit there not responding to her attempt at seduction for several minutes? That’s just rude. Even if she is gross and loud, it’s not like he had Eva Longoria waiting for him in the McDonald’s rest room. I’m embarrassed for everyone involved here.

About Chris Spags... "Internet Heartthrob" Chris Spags is a former comic and the founding editor of Guyism.com. In addition to overseeing all Guyism content and business development, he covers Humor for the site daily. He was recognized on the street once and it was awesome.
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