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This is a girl who thinks she’s a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle

By 11.07.12

Michelle Ivey has spent the last 12 years of her life completely obsessed with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, to the point that she takes out loans to pay for her obsession. Costumes, pizza everyday, tons of merch. Prepare to be horrified.

“When the turtles came into my life, they taught me to be self aware.” – Michelle Ivey at 3:15 in this video.

Michelle Ivey at 2:43 into the video: Dressed in a full Ninja Turtle outfit demonstrating her karate blue belt on her older brother.

I actually feel worse about liking Ninja Turtles as a youngster as a result of this video. Thanks, Michelle.

About Chris Spags... "Internet Heartthrob" Chris Spags is a former comic and the founding editor of Guyism.com. In addition to overseeing all Guyism content and business development, he covers Humor for the site daily. He was recognized on the street once and it was awesome.
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