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This guy talking about sex toys should never talk about sex toys

By 12.20.12

Ever wonder what life would be like if a creepier version of Mr. Rogers told you and your loved one how to use sex toys to enrich your life? This video will answer that question for you. Warning – Audio is NSFW.

I can imagine nothing less sensual than watching this guy talk about c-ck rings with his eyebrows flying in the wind like a proud American flag. This not only makes me not want to expand my sexual horizons, it’s making me consider a life of chastity and sexual deprivation. Congratulations women of the world, your wishes have finally been granted.

About Chris Spags... "Internet Heartthrob" Chris Spags is a former comic and the founding editor of Guyism.com. In addition to overseeing all Guyism content and business development, he covers Humor for the site daily. He was recognized on the street once and it was awesome.
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