This fat guy ineptly committing a robbery cannot be serious

I don’t even know what to make of this video of a man attempting to rob a store in pajama pants and failing miserably in a variety of ways. It might be the most incompetent thing you’ve ever seen.

Redding, Calif. police are still searching for the man and they request the public’s help in bringing him to justice.

Meanwhile, I will forever be incapable of getting the vision of his incredibly prominent FUPA out of my mind. So there were several crimes committed here.