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17 Things Only A Dude With A Small Penis Says

By / 04.30.14

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Is that a tic-tac or are you just happy to see me? Some fellas were just blessed with it, others not so much. Here are 17 things only a dude with a small penis says.

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1.

condom

2.

pool

3.

average penis

4.

Girth

5.

good at things

6.

small heart

7.

slim jim

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9.

small packages

10.

grower

11.

12.

cold

13.

pump

14.

from the base

15.

fat

16.

lights on

17.

feel

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About A. Isaac... A. Isaac is the Senior Editor of Guyism.com. He's a buffet connoisseur and regularly eats until he passes out. He also advocates pushing over children to catch foul balls.

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