To Be a Jew on Christmas
Is this the most perfectly timed graphic ever?

Stripper accidentally lights customer on fire, results in worst lap dance ever

By 12.07.13

A stripper tried to do the ol’ Bacardi 151 trick while giving someone a lap dance. Shockingly, it didn’t go well.

These are acceptable jokes after something like this happens.

“Fire in the hole.”
“She’s got fire crotch.”

About A. Isaac... A. Isaac is the Senior Editor of He's a buffet connoisseur and regularly eats until he passes out. He also advocates pushing over children to catch foul balls.
TAGSfire crotchlap dancestripperstripper fire

I want more like this!

Follow us on Facebook and get the latest before everyone else.

Join The Discussion

Comments are closed.

Sign Up