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Meet Shane, the greatest employee in Wal-Mart history

By / 06.24.14
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There is no sugarcoating the fact that working at Wal-mart sucks.

Even individuals in the highest levels of management probably hate their jobs. Imagine how the grunts on the ground floor feel.

Take Shane for example — he works in the Wal-Mart deli section He hates his job. He’ll do anything to keep the Wal-Mart smiley face from sucking his soul. This includes screwing with customers.

Shane’s managers aren’t particularly fond of Shane’s love of joking with the people of Wal-Mart. They remind Shane, daily, that his joke are appreciated in the work place. Fortunately, they voice their complaints on a white board in the break room where they write down Shane’s tomfoolery for all to enjoy. A co-worker was kind enough to share those whiteboard dictations with the world on Reddit.

The white board jokes made the front page of Reddit and Shane’s work hijinks are so popular, he’s inspired his own sub-Reddit titled r/Shaneisms. Here are some of Shane’s funniest jokes on customers.

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Shane Wal-Mart jokes

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This is why you don’t buy electronics at Wal-Mart


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