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Russian bikini car washes have somehow crushed our American versions

By 12.26.13

Despite your drunk uncle’s ramblings this Christmas, we should all be thankful the Cold War is over. And a dashboard camera video of a Russian bikini car wash is reason numbers 1 and 2 why.

Not sure how I feel about the tattooed chick leaning against the car all seductively. It’s a bikini car wash, not a bikini “wash the car for a couple seconds then just get it dirty with my tramp stamp.” Can’t we be both sensual and efficient at car maintenance or is that too much to ask?

About Chris Spags... "Internet Heartthrob" Chris Spags is a former comic and the founding editor of In addition to overseeing all Guyism content and business development, he covers Humor for the site daily. He was recognized on the street once and it was awesome.
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