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Red squirrel chasing Russian military in circles is a shining symbol of Capitalism

By 08.26.14

This red squirrel chasing these Russian military members around like little children is OBVIOUSLY a metaphor for the power of Capitalism, right?

I don’t read or speak Russian, so I’m basically as useless as a screen door on a Soviet submarine when it comes to understanding what’s going on here, but one thing’s for certain: the squirrel is winning. And since we all know that the squirrel here represents Capitalism, let’s just say +100pts for ‘Murica?

Let’s watch that beautiful bean footage one more time in GIF, shall we?



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Cass Anderson
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