Watch a kid’s race car ride turn into a makeshift Sybian

Remember those mechanical race cars outside drug stores and arcades?

One quarter provided two minutes of kiddie bliss. Well, this is what the machine looks like minus the race car. It’s still cheap to ride but it’s exclusively for the ladies and, you know, the fellas. Wink. Wink.

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Chris Illuminati is a 5-time published author and recovering a**hole who writes about running, parenting, and professional wrestling.