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No matter how bad you are at dating, you’ll never be as bad as this guy

By 01.07.13

In January and February, the number of people looking for love grows exponentially. So let’s watch a clip from vintage reality show Blind Date of a guy who might actually be the worst dater in the history of dating to teach you how to avoid a bad first date.

I like this guy’s strategy. Maybe the clinginess and awkward talk about their future together won’t work, but trying to unromantically feed her with chopsticks while making silly sound effects will. Just keep on casting out enough awkward things and maybe one of them will click. Andrew’s a real man, going down with the ship. A real man who’ll die alone while making weird Beaker from The Muppets noises, but a real man all the same.

About Chris Spags... "Internet Heartthrob" Chris Spags is a former comic and the founding editor of Guyism.com. In addition to overseeing all Guyism content and business development, he covers Humor for the site daily. He was recognized on the street once and it was awesome.
TAGSAvoid bad first dateBlind Date TV showDatingVideoWorst date everWTF

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