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Naked lady getting wrestled off Chicago train is a true American hero

By 11.19.13

Calling herself the “Naked Goddess of the Train,” a woman rode Chicago’s subway system totally in the nude for reasons that, surely, make no sense. But we’ve got video and that’s all that matters.

The unidentified 31-year-old woman was arrested after her nude barrage in which she allegedly slapped and yelled at multiple passengers.

Here’s a video of her being wrestled to the ground, courtesy of the Daily Mail:

There’s a NSFW version on Liveleak if you just need to see more thorough reporting on this important news brief.

Here’s hoping she gets the treatment she deserves. If you’re a peaceful naked lady on the train, sure, I’m all in favor of you continuing to live your life. But a naked lady slapping and yelling? No one wants that, man. Nudity is about love, not anger. So let’s just fix half her issues and call it a day. Case dismissed.

About Chris Spags... "Internet Heartthrob" Chris Spags is a former comic and the founding editor of In addition to overseeing all Guyism content and business development, he covers Humor for the site daily. He was recognized on the street once and it was awesome.
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