N.C. fashion show turns into perfect WWE/World Star hybrid

Tables flying, a massive brawl, blue pants desperately clinging for dear life on an oversized woman’s lower extremities…these are the highlights of a fight that broke out at during a fashion show in North Carolina’s club NDEMAND.

Vince McMahon is slipping if this girl isn’t thrown into a TLC match with the Big Show at April’s Wrestlemania 29 event.

Effortlessly flinging a table at a group of men and catching a chair with one hand while never dropping her purse? You don’t even need to train her. Just let her live.

The best part of the story? Police couldn’t file charges against anyone for the incident as, when they arrived, no one would cooperate with them or discuss the incident. Stop snitchin’ is in full effect in North Carolina.