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Mommy dirty talk will scar your brain, maybe

By 09.04.13

There’s a decent chance that this video illustrating one woman’s “mommy dirty talk” skills will horrify you. Or make you jizz all over yourself. Very little middle ground.

I don’t know if the quintessential mom outfit she’s got on adds to the vibe here or takes away from it.

Either way, I feel like if I were having my mom talk dirty to me I’d expect her to be a little more supportive. Telling me to “stroke my little bitty dick” followed by endless Disney supervillainess laughter does not sound like the encouragement I’d expect in a Mother of the Year nomination. You catch more flies with sugar, Internet mom.

About Chris Spags... "Internet Heartthrob" Chris Spags is a former comic and the founding editor of In addition to overseeing all Guyism content and business development, he covers Humor for the site daily. He was recognized on the street once and it was awesome.
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